Cover Model

Carmella Rose is A Rockin’ L.A. Woman

She’s a rock n’ roll beauty. She’s an L.A. Woman. And just like the slinky sex appeal of leather pants, she’s effortlessly sexy. Meet this week’s cover model Carmella Rose.

As you see from her eye-arresting pics, Carmella enjoyed an afternoon unencumbered by clothing, as she chilled in Laurel Canyon.

For this endlessly alluring photoshoot photographer Jennifer Stenglein focused her lens on Carmella, as she enjoyed the beauty of that naked moment when a woman is alone and feelin’ herself as she falls back into the notes of her favorite song and lets the music move her.

Enjoy!

Hard Science

Why Are Women in Cat Ears So Sexy; And Other Important Halloween Questions

It’s Halloween weekend! You know what that means, right? It’s time for everyone to let out a little wickedness and let their costume allow them to act out their sexiest fantasies, if only for one night. If you don’t have a costume yet, here’s a little inspiration. It’s the Playboy Collection by Yandy. It celebrates our 60 years of sexiness with a bunny costume for each decade.

Here’s a sample, the ‘80s Workout Bunny:

And if you’d like to see what went down and what came off at the Playboy fashion show we threw with Yandy, you can check the video here.

Speaking of bunny ears and being sexy as you want to be, what is it about animals that some people find so sexy? We don’t mean when an attractive woman slips on a pair of cat ears, black fishnet stockings, and a furry black tail for Halloween. Nah. Think we can all agree that is sexy. But what about when a person is actually attracted to animals?

This week, for Hard Science, one of our resident sexologists, Debra Soh examined zoophilia and beastility, and the differences between them. Working with recent research published in the Archives of Sexual Behavior, Soh peels back the curtain to take a look at what it means to be sexually attracted to animals. It’s wilder and more domestic than you think.

Last thing about Halloween, when you’re out partying this weekend, watch out for horny married people. Apparently, married people love Halloween because it offers the chance to trick or…cheat. With masks comes a certain amount of anonymity and with anonymity people often will act out. For married people that means acting out on their fantasies with a cute stranger. So, fair warning, if they’re wearing one half of a couple’s costume you may want to ask a few questions before you go home with them. Just sayin’.

Sex-ercise

Which Athletes Are Best in Bed?

This weekend, heavyweight champion of the world Anthony Joshua will square-up against Carlos Takam. In anticipation of the fight, former heavyweight champion, Larry Holmes––the man who once defeated Muhammad Ali––had some advice for the young champ about how to stay at the top of his game. His answer: regular sex.

Holmes said, “If I had to give him one piece of advice it would be this–get laid a week before each fight.” This advice runs counter to the common boxing wisdom that a fighter should abstain from all sex before a fight. Holmes knows that.

He added, “I listened to that for a while but then found out it was all a lie and you’re missing the good stuff, man. He’s a heavyweight, he’s got to get that shit out of him. But he doesn’t want to do it everyday or nothing because that might drain him!”

You hear that, Anthony? Don’t miss the good stuff.

This is good advice for all men––not just heavyweight champions. Recent research has found that a man should climax at least 21 times a month to reduce their risk of prostate cancer. And also just to stay in fighting shape. What’s good for the Champ, is good for the gander.

Which raises an interesting question: Are boxers better in bed than, say, baseball players? What about track stars, wrestlers or water polo players? If you had to guess, which athletes would you say rate as the best in bed? The answer may surprise you. Give you a hint: they do it underwater.

Kink Report

Stoners Have More Sex; Plus, How to Vibrate and Educate Your Way to Giving Her Better Orgasms

As we’ve mentioned before, and will mention again: a vibrator is your friend not your competition. We bring this up because some guys are intimidated by their partner’s plasticine lover. Don’t be. Even if her vibrator is huge, like one of those Magic Wands that looks like a microphone made for giants. Here’s writer Zoe Ligon to explain why a big ass vibrator is your girl’s friend and yours, too. It’s all about maximizing pleasure while minimizing insecurities, hers and yours.

There are so many ways to chase orgasms together. In fact, there are now workshops and classes you can attend to teach you to be a more creative and responsive lover.

There’s a new online platform launching on November 3rd, it’s called O.School. (That’s short for Orgasm School, but you knew that.) Launched by San Francisco-based entrepreneur Andrea Barrica, O.School was designed as a way to increase everyday access to sex-positive professionals. The platform will offer web-based workshops, starting with five daily livestreams, and the chance to chat directly with sexperts from the comfort of your couch or bedroom. It’s a genius idea.

We love to see smart ambitious people like Barrica striving to reduce shame and make our world sexier. The future may sometimes look bleak, but we’d say some things are looking up.

Oh, and speaking of a sexier future, did you hear?

Stoners have more sex. True story. Now, with more and more US states relaxing laws and legalizing it, looks like America may be getting sexier thanks to cannabis. According to Dr. Michael Eisenberg, assistant professor of urology at Stanford, the senior author of a study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, “pot users are having about 20 percent more sex than pot abstainers.” That’s a lot more sex. And, currently, 64 percent of Americans favor pot legalization at the federal level. If that happened we could become a much more relaxed and sexier nation.

Future Sex

Who Wants Sexbots Who Prefer Nice Guys?

Meet electro-sex pioneer Sergi Santos. He’s the brains behind the AI pleasure doll Samantha from sexbot-maker Synthea Amatus. Santos makes lifelike sex dolls who boast AI personalities. But he’s not satisfied. Now, Santos wants to add morality to the equation. He plans to create sexbots who are more aroused by nice guys. Santos told IB Times, “She will be able to remember who she is and who she was and think 'you have changed me for the worst.’” It’s an interesting idea. But is it what the men who buy sexbots want? If anything, it’s certainly good practice at being a partner.

Meanwhile, the makers of RealDoll, are going the opposite direction. Rather than create a smart partner who is turned on by your attention to her AI brain, the sex doll-maker is aiming for creating bodies so lifelike that they’ll put porn stars out of work. This week, British adult film star, Harriet SugarCookie popped across the pond to take a tour of the RealDoll factory here in the States to see the shape of things to come. She was blown away. But she still thinks porn stars are safe…for now.

Those Three Little Magic Words

“We Met Online”

Did you know that nowadays a full one-third of marriages begin with online dating? The stigma is gone. Dating apps are the now the second-most popular way for single Americans to find each other. In an interesting correlation, possibly attributable to the rise in online dating, we’re also seeing an increase in interracial marriages as strangers now have access to meet people they might otherwise never come across in their day-to-day life and through their social circles. This is according to recent research published by the MIT Technology Review, that also cited evidence that the relationships you begin online are stronger and the bonds more deeply felt. If you’d like to know why online dating leads to stronger marriages, check the story here.

Now, if you’re in the market for some anecdotal data to measure the strength of your relationship, apparently, some relationship experts believe you and your partner’s sleeping positions can indicate how likely you are to break-up. For real. Like, how close you are when you two are unconscious seems to indicate how close you are in your relationship. One expert suggests if you sleep more than four feet apart, you two should probably break up.

Sexual Health

STIs Are On The Rise…Or Are They?

When it comes to sexual health there are some things that may seem obvious, but they’re not. Like, women, don’t put Vicks VapoRub on your vagina. Experts agree that will not cure thrush, or whatever reason some idiot online told you it works.

And then there are other health practices, that are definitely obvious because public health professionals and safe sex advocates and multi-million dollar campaigns all scream the same message: use condoms; and yet, that message often gets ignored. Which has led to a recent spike in STIs across the board. But just as important as it is to wrap it up, it’s also incumbent upon medical professionals and the scientific research community to provide accurate data about sexual infections and not lean towards sensational headlines to grab attention.

This week, Justin Lehmiller investigates and fact-checks the CDC’s latest data release, their 2016 STD Surveillance Report and he is not pleased with their claims of “record high” STDs. He debunks many of their claims in his article calling for better accuracy in sex research. But hey, you should still wrap it before you smash. That hasn’t changed.

This Week In WTF?!

“Officer, Would You Like to Use My Semen Rag to Clean That Up?”

Each week, we like to take a digital trip around the world and check-in with all the ways humans like to get freaky and kinky, sometimes it ends in embarrassment, other times in jail, but these stories will always leave you wondering “WTF?! Who does that?” This week, was a fine collection of cheaters and meat-beaters.

Woman Who Marries Herself, Cheats On Herself

Okay. We only have one question: how TF do you cheat on yourself? Was she just not paying enough attention to herself? Had she stopped listening to herself? Was the magic gone from her relationship…with herself?

Sophie Tanner is a sologamist. She married herself back in 2015, and promptly became a viral sensation. Now, in a fun twist of irony, she’s back to let the world know that the sologamist stepped-out on herself with…wait for it…a polyamorist. Their relationship only lasted 5 months. You would think in all that time Tanner would have caught herself, or figured out what she was up to. She was right there. She must’ve been shocked when she found out what she was doing to herself. We just hope she can forgive herself.

Meet the Sperminator

You have to guess he gave himself that nickname. It’s like something out of an episode of Law & Order: SVU. But this is real. Ari Nagel, AKA the Sperminator, is a New York professor, and is the father of 29 children with 24 different women. His oldest sperm-donated child is 14. The youngest ones are on the way. Three of them. Nagel meets women online and then arranges to give them his sperm. He charges no money for his junk. He just likes fathering kids. (One assumes his egotism must be off the charts).

Nagel appeared on The Maury Show this week to explain his amateur sperm donation service. He’s met women in Target stores and given women his sperm in Dixie cups. He’s also delivered it more personally, the old-fashioned way, in bed, as their lesbian partner lay next to them.

Now, before you attempt to follow in his amateur sperm-donating ways, Nagel is being sued for child support for some of his give-away sperm kin. So, there is that.

Now That’s What I Call Auto-Eroticism: Man Covered In Vaseline Caught Speeding and Reading Porn

This story is just great. It was a victimless crime so we can all laugh at this dumb bastard. His name is John Wayne Kellerman, 54. The Oklahoma man was driving around in a thong bikini, with a jar of vaseline and some porn. As one does. (Lol.) But then, his luck turned rotten: Kellerman got popped for speeding. When the cops approached the car, they discovered his auto-erotic kinkiness. Kellerman handed the officer his driver’s license but it was streaked with greasy Vaseline. So he offered the officer something to clean it off. However, the deputy “refused Kellerman’s ‘semen rag’ and returned to his patrol car.”

The reason you’re hearing this story: Kellerman was arrested after it was discovered he was driving on a revoked license. The last time it was valid? 1985. Can you imagine getting busted nearly-naked in mid-wank and thinking that handing a cop your expired Vaseline-coated driver’s license from the Reagan era would make things better? And to top it off, you offer the cop your jizz rag…like a gentleman?

Hey, Florida, you paying attention? Looks like other states are coming for the king.


Okay, you know what time it is. Let’s get your mind right for the wicked sexiness of this Halloween weekend.

Here’s a ridic photoshoot with brunette stunner, Grace Hansen to set the mood with an invitation to let your fantasies out to play.

Enjoy!