Alberte Valentine. Markus Henttonen

Alberte Valentine. Markus Henttonen

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Alberte Valentine Invites You To Come Over

Alberte Valentine. Markus Henttonen

Alberte Valentine. Markus Henttonen

There’s something special about a beautiful woman illuminated by the magic hour, that time of the day when the world bathes in golden light. This week, our cover girl Alberte Valentine made the most of that moment in this casually sexy pictorial shot by Markus Henttonen. Alberte invites you to come over and chill with her and savor the flavor of sun-kissed skin. Enjoy!

Mythbusters

Let’s Get Real About Sexual Desires

There are a lot of myths about sex that are dead wrong. If we want to fully enjoy our sex lives, it starts with us being honest. So, let’s bust some myths. Our orgasms will thank us.

Women Aren’t As Horny As Men
For some reason, too many people believe that women aren’t as kinky as men, which is ridiculous. If you need some empirical evidence to prove that women’s erotic imaginations are just as wild as men’s, read this story about why more women are paying for sexual services these days.

The South Is More Religious and Sexually Conservative
They call it the Bible Belt for a reason. In the southern half of the United States, faith plays a big part in the lives of citizens. But don’t leap to conclusions about what this means for their sex lives. As new numbers from Pornhub point out, there’s more going on below the Bible Belt than you might think. Consider which part of the U.S. searches for the most porn, for example. They ain’t just whistlin’ Dixie down there.

Do Soul Mates Have Better Sex?
Some folks like to believe in the idea of a soul mate. They also believe that special bond will equate a fantastically amorous sex life. However, a new study suggests if you believe in sexual soul mates, you’re more likely to have bad sex. Why is that? Well, the expectation of easy compatibility can lead to sexual laziness. You want to always be looking for new ways to surprise both yourself and your partner.

Future Sex

Tinder Comes to Your Desktop; the Sex Doll That Requires Love

Are you looking for love? If so, good news: we have two new ways for you to find it.

First, Tinder, with its new desktop app, is no longer just for people on the go. But does clicking and dragging matches across your screen seem nearly as much fun as swiping? Not really. Plus, it’ll probably feel weird sitting in the bathroom with your laptop looking for a match.

Of course, in 2017, you always have the opportunity to partner with a plastic lover instead. Meet a sex doll that needs to fall in love with you before you two take it to the bedroom. Of course, this seems to defeat the whole point of having a sex doll. The reason why people pick a sex doll is because they have trouble finding some action—or prefer not to romance real women. Who wants to convince their artificial lover to take it to the next level? But we don’t judge; perhaps, for some, this could be good practice.

Sex & Politics

The Moral Panic of the Pences

If you’ve been online this week, you’ve likely seen some jokes about Veep Mike Pence and his wife. But if you’re wondering why anyone would make fun of our vice president for reasons other than his resemblance to Johnny Quest’s dad, it all began when the Washington Post ran a profile on Mike Pence’s wife, wherein we learn the vice president isn’t allowed to have dinner alone with a woman who isn’t his wife. This caused the internet to have a meltdown. Why isn’t the Veep allowed to dine with a woman alone? Well, it’s to minimize any chance for Pence to give in to temptation.

Before we laugh our asses off at the moral panic of the Pences, perhaps it’s because the couple saw some recent data (below) on hooking up from AdultFriendfinder. In a survey of the site’s users, AskMen found that people reported they would be down to have sex within hours of meeting each other.

courtesy of AskMen.com

courtesy of AskMen.com

Measure Up

How to Get a Bigger Dick; and Then, What Your Dick Pics Say About You

Speaking of penises, doctors made a few announcements about how to get a bigger dick. First, there’s a new injection designed to surgically enhance your member with more girth. In another dick-related medical breakthrough, researchers have found that stem cells may be the next answer for men dealing with erectile dysfunction. As much as men equate the measure of their manliness with their penis, these new procedures will likely be stories you’ll be hearing more about in the future.

One last thing about dicks (because why not?). Lots of guys send dick pics, but few know how to snap a good one. But we got your back, gents. This week, self-professed dick pic-lover and turbo slut Whitney Bell gives a lesson on how to share a dick pic that will make a woman ask for more. Check her article: What Your Dick Pic Says About You.

Sex Ed

What Is Demisexuality?

Let’s get right into it: This week, Halle Berry posted a pic on Instagram that teased the idea that snacks are the way to get her to, um, open up.

Me when someone says "I’m coming over and I’ve got snacks."

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But what do you know about dropping that good dirty talk? If you’re looking to up your game check this article that polled sex workers on the best ways to do dirty talk.

You ever heard of demisexuality? No? It’s okay, most people don’t know what the relatively new categorization of sexual activity is. Demisexuality exists on the spectrum of asexuality, but unlike asexuals, demisexuals aren’t averse to sex. It just takes them a very long time to reach that level of attraction. You may want to check this to learn more because apparently these days, more and more people are identifying as demisexual. (We at Playboy of course don’t know much about this, though we support demisexuals all the same!)

Another trend that’s been growing in popularity? Mutual masturbation. Have you tried it yet? Apparently there is an art to it. Learn more in this article from Sexpert.com.

This Week In WTF

Too Much Sex? It’s a Thing

Each week we like to take a look around the world to have a laugh at the sexual misadventures that people find themselves in. This week, we have some real winners—three stories that ask the question, “When does sex become too much sex?”

First: As Woody Allen once quipped, “Don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with someone you love.” There’s no harm in some self-pleasure—but you can take matters into your own hands too often. That’s why Google plans to implement a message system in its browser, Chrome, that lets you know you’re watching too much porn. This is intended for users of the incognito window, which means, Big Brother is always watching you…watch porn. Way to imitate Jesus, Google.

Next, we have another story about peeping on a person’s sex life. This time it involves a cop. A NYPD detective was caught in a stranger’s backyard as he was masturbating. They say you can never find a cop when you need one, but this dude sure had no problem finding people when he needed them. Gross.

And lastly, if you’re not Mike Pence, this may be something you’re into. Look, it’s getting harder and harder to get people to leave their homes and go out at night. That’s why restaurants are now attempting to work sex in between courses. We know sex sells, but can it save dining? Check these restaurants and decide if this a trend you’re likely to try or if you prefer no pubes floating in your soup and salad.


Zippora Seven. Kava Gorna

Zippora Seven. Kava Gorna

Alright, let’s get your mind right for the weekend. What better way than with some undeniable sexiness? Go check this gallery of blonde head-turner Zippora Seven. She’s hotter than hell and half of Texas. Enjoy!

Zippora Seven. Kava Gorna

Zippora Seven. Kava Gorna