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This Week In Sex: Everyone Lost Their Damn Minds and Got Mad at Sexiness

Slawada Down

Are self taken by me 📷

A photo posted by Slawa (@slawada) on

Slawada is a woman of immense mystery. In her pics, she nevers fully shows her face, which leaves you wondering, wanting more.

SpongeBob looks happy 😝 . . 🎶Song by The Script-Hall of Fame

A video posted by Slawa (@slawada) on

Boys will be boys 🙈🙊 Thanks @AverageRobs for the great work ❤️ . Are self taken me 📷

A photo posted by Slawa (@slawada) on

The lesson to be learned from Slawada is this: It’s OK taking your time getting to know a woman. So some mystery always remains.


When Will Someone Make the Internet Kardashian-Proof?

We’re not exactly sure why, but few four-word-phrases churn up more irrational bile than: Kim Kardashian nude selfie. But, seriously, who the hell gets mad at sexiness? Moms can’t be sexy? This week while Kanye dad-ranted on Twitter about how much he hates suit jackets on women Kim slyly dropped her dress and shared this nude selfie.

When you’re like I have nothing to wear LOL

A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on

The day after she bodied the Internet, Kim wasn’t done. She posted a second, even sexier selfie. That one really got people talking. In true Kardashian style, perfectly timed to slide into the glow of her big sister’s spotlight, Kylie posted this sexy mirror selfie. Also, never one to miss her chance to grab some spotlight, Courtney Stodden did the same thing and posted her attempt to emulate Kim’s selfie. And finally, in a surprise twist, Sharon Osbourne slipped out of her undies and posted this nude selfie in #solidarity with Kim and to counteract attacks from other women like Pink.

What we don’t get is… how come whenever Kim drops her dress… so many people you know on Facebook get so hectic? To confront this madness, this week, Bridget Phetasy squared off with all the sexists and women-haters who choose to slut-shame Kim, as well as women like Bridget, for public nudity:

The infuriating nature of slut-shaming is that the same men who watch hours upon hours of porn and beg for nudes from women all over the world via text, webcam and skywriting will then take to the Internet to shame a woman who is comfortable with her sexuality. You men calling her a ho, I dare you to let me look at your browser history. In other words, you can’t have your “ho” and fuck her, too.

Boom! For real. What else needs to be said?


Lingering in the Lingerie Section of Life

“If love is blind why is lingerie so popular?” –Dorothy Parker

No offense to the world’s wittiest cynic, but Ms. Parker missed the real appeal of lingerie. It’s so popular because lingerie makes everyone involved feel sexier.

Like, just check how sexy Abigail Ratchford feels in her lingerie and how Abigail’s abundant sexiness in this vid makes you feel.

Pretty ridic, right? Okay, now check how Abigail’s best friend Lindsey Pelas highlights her dangerous curves with the tease of lingerie.

Current situation 💋….. Glam @evilyn_mua hair @hot_fussy_hair lingerie @fantasylingerie

A photo posted by lindsey (@lindseypelas) on

If you don’t know much about lingerie but find you’re suddenly very interested in learning more, we’ve got your back, Jack. Familiarize yourself with this lingerie-buying guide from Refinery29.


Hand Lingerie

Obviously, it’s still super sexy when a woman, like, say Charlotte McKinney, uses her hands as a bra. That works, too.


Can You Sum Up Your First Time with One Gif?

The Internet’s favorite trash fire, Reddit, is typically where one expects to have their eyeballs ache after you’re confronted with the unexpected sight of something truly horrific. Which is why it was such a nice surprise, this week, to see Redditors post about sex, and not only was it sweet, it was funny, too. So, how would you sum up your first sexual experience with a SFW gif.


Did Someone Just Say…Unicorn?

It’s practically impossible for us to hear the word unicorn without thinking of Ines Helene, AKA The Swedish Unicorn. She’s a mythically hot, equally brilliant woman, gifted with the unreal curves of an Amazon goddess. You should follow her Twitter account where she drops knowledge on world events and loves to interact with her followers. Plus, she often blesses the timeline with fun and sexy pics like this…

Or you might follow her Instagram where she drops jaws whenever she posts pics like this…

Tryna fix your inner issues w/ a bad bitch #RiRi

A photo posted by Ines Helene (@ini.helen) on

You can never have too much sexy waiting for you in your social media. Ready for more good news? The Swedish Unicorn’s not entirely alone. There are a few other mythical creatures you can find online. If you know where to look. For instance, meet social media star, the Zombi Unicorn.

Zombi unicorn pic 1

If your day could use a kiss of the mythic and sexy, check this vid…


What the Effing Eff Is Going Down in Quebec?

Last week we told you about the most popular porn search terms in each state. You better believe PornHub also has stats on our neighbor to the north. So, what do you think is the most popular search term in, say, Quebec? Would you believe it’s… Quebec. Wait, what? Yeah, kind of a head-scratcher. GQ tried to figure out what’s up with the self-seeking porn-viewing of the Québécois. They developed some solid theories. But they may have overlooked the simple fact the people of Quebec are kinky af.

According to this new study of the sexual habits of people living in Quebec, nearly half of respondents reported they enjoy at least one abnormal sexual activity. Plot twist: the researchers suggest this average is unsurprising and would hold true across the U.S., too.


Is Bin Laden’s Porn Stash Constitutionally Protected?

When Seal Team Six snuck into his Abbottabad compound and ended Osama bin Laden, they made sure to seize all sorts of evidence. Analyzing it, CIA agents discovered Osama bin Laden kept a huge collection of porn. How embarrassing for the religious zealot. You may wonder what sort of porn gave Osama a chubby. Sorry, that’s classified. However, a few of the greatest Freedom of Information Act requests ever have been filed.


Meanwhile, Down in Old Mexico…

Ana Dias chased down some sexy in the wild and wet beach landscapes of Mexico with model Jackie Almeida.

Jackie Almeida

If you’ve had a long week and would like to spend a little beach time with Jackie, you’re in luck…


How Many Dates Should You Wait Until You Two Sleep Together?

If isn’t already obvious to you, in the world of online dating women have a huge advantage. It’s so statistically significant that OK Cupid posted this article analyzing the dating site’s database of stats. Two numbers jumped out: men were 3 times more likely to send the first message. While women were 2.5 times more likely to get a response to their initial message. You see who’s in the driver’s seat. Women. So, guys, keep in mind, your message lands in an inbox filled with loads of other hopefuls. Try to be unique.

What about when she says yes and agrees to go on a first date? How many dates until sex? Well, like all things with women, it depends on her. Individually. Statistically speaking, the sweet spot is after the third date. But, it varies. Check the numbers for yourself.


Is Tinder Addictive?

Playboy’s Advisor offered this advice to a sex addict who feels troubled by his time spent on Tinder.


This Moment of Sexiness…

…was brought to you by Erica Jardim. Like, whoa!


Wait, Hold Up! Dude, You Put Pearls In Your…Where?!

Would you let a tattoo artist surgically implant a pearl in your penis? No? Why not? Live a little! Just kidding. You can uncross your legs. Relax, no one’s looking to shove a pearl in your penis. But down in Colombia men are popping pearls to better please their partners. And it seems to work.

If you don’t trust your local tattoo shop to perform a minor surgery on your pleasure stick, we get that. And, honestly, same. But as far as getting better at pleasing her kitten, you have superior options to a pearl in your penis. Here’s a perfect new site for you. It’s called OMGYES. It’s like a video game designed and created to help you get better at pleasing and teasing vaginas. Game on!


I’ll Count To Three While You Pin Me…and We Both Win!

WWE wrestler and legend in the field of modern sexiness Eva Marie kept the sexy on lock this week when she posed for this beach photo shoot. Enjoy!

Hair flip 💁 👙 @skinnybunnybikini #AllRedEverything #LetsWerkkkkk

A photo posted by Natalie Eva Marie (@natalieevamarie) on


Ha-Why-Are-You-So-Sexy?

Hailing from the Hawaiian Islands, this week’s Insta-Crush Savannah Victoria is a tan and lovely example of why airline travel to the islands shouldn’t be so damn expensive.

🍑🍑🍑 Courtesy of the squat rack💪🏽

A photo posted by Savannah Victoria🌎 (@savannahbythesea) on


“Yo, Psychic Stripper! Can You See My Future?”

“Yes, Johnny Football, I Can. Yours Doesn’t Look So Hot.”

Quick: name two dudes who are TMZ favorites and should definitely never go out partying together. If you said either Scott Disick or (now-former) Cleveland Browns quarterback Johnny Manziel…you win this round of Name That Douchebag.

This week, the pair of trouble magnets took the week off from terrorizing women to combine their powers for pointless mayhem at a Vegas strip club. If you’re worried about Johnny Football, last week model Bianca Ghezzi reported that Manziel’s not going wild or crazy. That settles it then. He must be fine. Ahem.

Johnny Manziel needs to find someone who spots the danger before he steps in it. Someone like Jade Paris Hawkins the Psychic Stripper. But not just gifted with foresight, Hawkins also claims she has telekinetic powers. Like, she once blew on a BMW and it crashed. Which we’re sure actually happened.


It’s Always Best When You Try to See the World from a Woman’s Perspective

Look, women are awesome. They’re bold, brave, brassy, classy, sassy and so very sexy. Which is why we often like to pause to see the world the way a woman does. So, do yourself a solid and check this gallery to see just how sexy life looks from a woman’s point-of-view.

Snapchat 💕: BriTeresi

A photo posted by 👻Snapchat Queen: BriTeresi (@briteresi) on


Zika, Sex and You

Forget Ebola. There’s a new disease scaring the shit out of people. It’s called Zika. And it’s super dangerous for pregnant women or women looking to get pregnant. Plus, it can be spread sexually by partners. The risks with this one are very real. But, like, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy once warned us, “Don’t panic.” Instead, learn about Zika–and you can start with this.


Do You Think Your Body Is Sexy? …Well, Do You, Punk?

Advertising has finally dragged men down into poor body image hell. Thanks, capitalism! In a new Chapman University study, between 20 percent and 40 percent of men reported that they feel dissatisfied with their body and its appearance. If you feel a little less than awesome about your body, dude, you’re not alone. But if it really bothers you, eat less, move around more. Start there.


Song of the Week

You’re so amazing,
you took the time to figure me out
That’s why you take me,
way past the point of turning me on
You about to break me,
I swear you got me losing my mind

“What’s My Name” Rihanna feat. Drake

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So Long, and Thanks For All The Curves

Well, we’ve reached that magical moment in your week… you should now be properly primed for the moment when some sexiness struts its way into your weekend. But in case you need one last hit, here’s a gallery dedicated to the happiness found in a Hump Day.


Until next time… keep it sexy!

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