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This Week In Sex: Courtney Stodden Sex Tape, PMOY Dani Mathers and Whisper Erotica

This Week In Sex: Courtney Stodden Sex Tape, PMOY Dani Mathers and Whisper Erotica:

If you had plans this weekend, cancel that ish because the Courtney Stodden sex tape is out.

It’s like … it’s like … she’s talking directly … TO ME … some guy with his shorts around his ankles. Whom she cares about very, very deeply. Oh, you’ve done it again, Vivid.

Once a year, every year, we make a very important announcement. And that once-a-year is this week.

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Meet 2015 Playmate of the Year Dani Mathers. This All-American beauty was a standout in a very competitive year.

Dani Mathers ethereal

You can immediately tell from these pics why we picked her as our 2015 Playmate of the Year. Dani is a dream girl come to life.

Like, here she is, looking sexy in some candid behind-the-scenes pics, and you see how she doesn’t have to put on the sexy like it’s an act. She’s just got it like that.

Dani Mathers in bunny ears

Congrats, Dani!

So, it finally happened. This week Kanye West received an honorary doctorate. He’s now Dr. Kanye. Meanwhile, timed as hype for the release of her book of sexy selfies, Kim Kardashian, the walking doctoral thesis on self-promotion, went out to the desert and played in the breeze. On the count of 1, she dropped her dress and got naked. That’s how the new doctor’s wife reminded everyone to watch her reality show.

This week we learned, apparently, the Internet really wants to know if Selena Gomez sleeps naked. If you need to know, we’ve got the answer for you right… here

Zooey!

Plenty of celebrity curves were out-on-the-town this week. Some caught us off-guard, like, Zooey Deschanel looking sexy like a modern pin-up. What a pleasant surprise, Zo! Also this week, Miranda Kerr stole all the red carpet headlines when she flashed some sexy side boob. And, at an industry party for Adult Swim, our gurl Miley felt that butterfly pasties on her nipples are now evening wear. So, that’s how she enjoyed her night out. You do you, Miley!

You heard of this ASMR? That’s the term for a person who enjoys “brain-gasms” of tingling pleasure when they listen to soft sounds and/or repetitive actions. At one end of the spectrum people savor the sound of mechanical rhythms, like a knife and a cutting board. At the other end it’s more personal, like the sound of a woman whispering. Well, ASMR met Rule 34. They call it “whisper porn.” You can read all about, and listen to some NSFW whisper erotica right here.

We’re pretty happy to report that Playboy HQ is never boring. That said, if we keep it 100% real with you, sometimes, it can be challenging. This week, our very own Nicole Theodore navigated the crossroads of modern sexiness: as a young woman and feminist, she felt conflicted watching Kirill give women champagne facials while in the Playboy office. To understand her reactions, she bravely questions everything.

I remember looking on in disbelief as the photographer climbed a ladder to pour champagne on Ruiz, giving me pretty much the same show I would have witnessed in a sweaty, packed nightclub. Watching this, I was still torn. Yet I found myself laughing while watching Ruiz giggle over how cold the champagne felt when it was splashing on her for the first time. Then I felt wrong for laughing. In this moment I experienced the clash between wondering if a woman’s right to individually choose to engage in provocative behavior harms women as a whole.

This is Kirill in action…

Also, at the crossroads of feminism and sexual freedom, Snapchat keeps objecting to female nudity and choosing to shut down all the numerous NSFW accounts from the University of Texas, which is apparently a clothing-optional school based on the pics the girls post.

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Let’s play a little game of word association. We’ll mention a country and you just say the first thing that comes to mind.

  1. Russia

  2. Sweden

  3. Brazil

Let’s see how you did. For Russia, we bet you said: Putin. For number two, Sweden, we bet you said: Vikings, or Ikea. And, lastly, for Brazil, we bet you either said beaches, favela, or something about soccer. However, the only acceptable answer was: butts.

Like, for real, Brazil is the one nation on Earth best known for its ass. Brazil is the Kim Kardashian of the UN. That’s why we love that Brazil has a tv show that’s basically just Booty Twister.

Okay! File this next one under W… for WTF?!

This woman paid doctors to put DD boob implants in her butt. You know, so her ass twerks all by itself. We can’t decide if it’s surgically-enhanced stupidity or #lazysexyfool.

There was another unbelievable ass in the news this week–the one that brought LeBron James out of social media hiding. This gurl’s got the sort of bubble that makes a man want to express himself.

Ashley Graham beach bod

Our girl, Ashley Graham, aka the sexy size 16 Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, showed the world in a new photo campaign: her beach body is ready for summer. And by beach body she means “her body.” We’d just like to say, your beach bod’s looking damn good, Miss Graham.

Here are three words most of us will agree with: Boobs are awesome! They’re not just sexy. They’re pretty amazing. In case there’s any doubt, here’s everything you ever wanted to know about boobs in one handy infographic. Always good to be a life-long learner.

As part of our continuing education, let’s all take a moment to study these Twitpics of women and be sure to admire the beauty that’s abundant in nature as well as the digital landscape. It’s biology, or physics … “It’s science!”

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The artist Brielle King likes to shoot dangerous women. She’s a photographer who captures fascinating portraits of femininity. As she puts it:

“The feminists I was around just substituted male oppression for female repression. As a young, liberated woman, if I want to feel sexy, that’s my choice. If I want to shoot women in their underwear - maybe I shouldn’t say ‘shoot’ in this context – and pose in lingerie with a machine gun, I’m going to do it. That’s what it means to be empowered.”

Here’s another empowered woman. But she exhibits a different sort of strength. She’s a vagina weightlifter. Judging from her Instagram, she’s something of a world traveler. Basically, she likes to take glamour shots of her lifting things with her vagina… all around the world. You can check it here.

Then, there’s this douchebag.

Florida "writer" of how-to book about getting women to supersize their boobs

This guy convinced three women to get boob implants, because he would like them more. They did. His buddy was impressed, told him, “You should totally write a book about how to do that! That’s a fuckin’ bestseller!” (Or some nonsense like that.) The thing is… the dude did. He wrote a book about how to trick women into super-sizing their chests. Guess where this Svengali woman-hater is from. Yes! Florida! (Are you surprised?)

First, there is nothing right or wrong about a woman wanting or getting breast implants. It’s her body, and she should do what she damn well wants. Fake boobs or no fake boobs–her choice.

But then, the Florida Svengali drops this Southern-fried pseudo-science:

“I’m pretty convinced that this is a very deep, primordial, profound thing for men and I have a feeling that the interest in big breasts began about a million years before Playboy ever appeared on the scene.”

Whoa, whoa, whoa… whoa! Leave us out of it, pal. We love boobs, but we love women first! Don’t mention us when you try to justify your Jedi mind tricks.

We like women. We like women just the way they are, however a woman chooses to be.

Butt seriously, folks

OK, now that we cleared that up, let’s enjoy some women who are gifted with unfairly beautiful butts.

Until next week… keep it sexy!



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