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This Week In Sex: The Twelve Baes of Christmas and Boob-Twerking Christmas Carols

You know about Camilla Gimenez, right? She’s the Brazilian cutie with the insane booty and eyes that are home to sexy mischief. She looks like she’d be an amazing partner-in-crime.

💋❣🎅🏻☝️ "Dear Santa, I can explain!" Photo: @garretstone MUA: @glambyjaaay

A photo posted by C a m i l l a G i m e n e z (@camillagimenez) on

When we saw the images she posted on her Instagram for Christmas… well, after we thanked the sweet lord for her sexiness, she got us thinking about the holidays. In fact, she got us hearing music. Christmas music. You know that classic holiday song The Twelve Days of Christmas? Camilla inspired us to pen a little ditty, a new school holiday song…The Twelve Baes of Christmas.

For the first bae of Christmas, our true luck gave to us…

a girl named JoJo Babie, who’s gifted with a crazy booty

For the second bae of Christmas, our true luck gave to us…

two tremendous ta-tas to drop jaws, thanks to Wendy Fiore
and a girl named JoJo Babie, who’s gifted with a crazy booty

For the third bae of Christmas, our true luck gave to us…

three names to remember: Hope Isabel Howard,
two tremendous ta-tas to drop jaws, thanks to Wendy Fiore
and and a girl named JoJo Babie, who’s gifted with a crazy booty

I hope everyone has a Merry Christmas tomorrow!🎄🎁🎅🏼

A photo posted by HOPE HOWARD (@hopeisabelhoward) on

For the fourth bae of Christmas, our true luck gave to us…

four curvy fantasies about Ines Helene,
three names to remember: Hope Isabel Howard,
two tremendous ta-tas to drop jaws, thanks to Wendy Fiore
and a girl named JoJo Babie, who’s gifted with a crazy booty

A photo posted by Ines Helene (@ini.helen) on

For the fifth bae of Christmas, our true luck gave to us…

five gold rings… that shine like Awesome Antjay,
four curvy fantasies about Ines Helene,
three names to remember: Hope Isabel Howard,
two tremendous ta-tas to drop jaws, thanks to Wendy Fiore
and a girl named JoJo Babie, who’s gifted with a crazy booty

For the sixth bae of Christmas, our true luck gave to us…

six sexy visions of Arianny Celeste,
five gold rings… that shine like Awesome Antjay,
four curvy fantasies about Ines Helene,
three names to remember: Hope Isabel Howard,
two tremendous ta-tas to drop jaws, thanks to Wendy Fiore
and a girl named JoJo Babie, who’s gifted with a crazy booty

For the seventh bae of Christmas, our true luck gave to us…

seven dreams of heaven with Jessica Cribbon,
six sexy visions of Arianny Celeste,
five gold rings… that shine like Awesome Antjay,
four curvy fantasies about Ines Helene,
three names to remember: Hope Isabel Howard,
two tremendous ta-tas to drop jaws, thanks to Wendy Fiore
and a girl named JoJo Babie, who’s gifted with a crazy booty

#BTS Shooting for @yngandreckless #santaslittlehelper

A photo posted by Jessica Cribbon (@jessicacribbon) on

For the eighth bae of Christmas, our true luck gave to us…

eight ways to love the tan and lovely Tianna Gregory
seven dreams of heaven with Jessica Cribbon,
six sexy visions of Arianny Celeste,
five gold rings… that shine like Awesome Antjay,
four curvy fantasies about Ines Helene,
three names to remember: Hope Isabel Howard,
two tremendous ta-tas to drop jaws, thanks to Wendy Fiore
and a girl named JoJo Babie, who’s gifted with a crazy booty

For the ninth bae of Christmas, our true luck gave to us…

nine times we fell hard for Sophie Reade,
eight ways to love the tan and lovely Tianna Gregory
seven dreams of heaven with Jessica Cribbon,
six sexy visions of Arianny Celeste,
five gold rings… that shine like Awesome Antjay,
four curvy fantasies about Ines Helene,
three names to remember: Hope Isabel Howard,
two tremendous ta-tas to drop jaws, thanks to Wendy Fiore
and a girl named JoJo Babie, who’s gifted with a crazy booty

For the tenth bae of Christmas, our true luck gave to us…

ten times we marveled at perfect ten Dolly Castro
nine times we fell hard for Sophie Reade,
eight ways to love the tan and lovely Tianna Gregory
seven dreams of heaven with Jessica Cribbon,
six sexy visions of Arianny Celeste,
five gold rings… that shine like Awesome Antjay,
four curvy fantasies about Ines Helene,
three names to remember: Hope Isabel Howard,
two tremendous ta-tas to drop jaws, thanks to Wendy Fiore
and a girl named JoJo Babie, who’s gifted with a crazy booty

Bae All I want for Christmas is you! ✨🎁❤️ #ChristmasEve 🎄

A photo posted by Dolly Castro (@missdollycastro) on

For the eleventh bae of Christmas, our true luck gave to us…

eleven times we said OMG that’s Charlotte McKinney
ten times we marveled at perfect ten Dolly Castro
nine times we fell hard for Sophie Reade,
eight ways to love the tan and lovely Tianna Gregory
seven dreams of heaven with Jessica Cribbon,
six sexy visions of Arianny Celeste,
five gold rings… that shine like Awesome Antjay,
four curvy fantasies about Ines Helene,
three names to remember: Hope Isabel Howard,
two tremendous ta-tas to drop jaws, thanks to Wendy Fiore
and a girl named JoJo Babie, who’s gifted with a crazy booty

For the twelfth bae of Christmas, our true luck gave to us…

twelve months that Nadiya Mol was generous with the sexiness,
eleven times we said OMG that’s Charlotte McKinney
ten times we marveled at perfect ten Dolly Castro
nine times we fell hard for Sophie Reade,
eight ways to love the tan and lovely Tianna Gregory
seven dreams of heaven with Jessica Cribbon,
six sexy visions of Arianny Celeste,
five gold rings… that shine like Awesome Antjay,
four curvy fantasies about Ines Helene,
three names to remember: Hope Isabel Howard,
two tremendous ta-tas to drop jaws, thanks to Wendy Fiore
and a girl named JoJo Babie, who’s gifted with a crazy booty

The best gift - a beautiful white smile. My choice @hismileteeth ❤️ #thehismileexperience

A photo posted by Plein Sport Ambassador (@nadiyamol) on

Like, whoa! Those are twelve truly incredibly sexy women. We are blessed with beautiful baes whose sexiness makes this world a better place.

Now, if you’re still in a musical mood, we have one more ditty for you. It’s Sara X aka SaraOnTheInternet boob-twerking to a holiday classic.

As you can tell from this collection of past wintertime Playboy covers, we’ve always been big fans of the holiday season. This year, to have some fun, we asked Playmates to play dress-up and re-enact their favorite scene from their favorite Christmas movies–here’s the behind-the-scenes vid from that shoot. And yes, of course, one of the Playmates picked Die Hard as her favorite Christmas movie. Because Playmates know what’s up!

This year, the UK’s Love magazine put out a very sex Advent calendar comprised of videos of famous, seductively-gifted women dancing and just sort of having fun before the camera. Often they’re in strange situations or scenarios, but the women are always super-sexy. This week, we wanted to share with you the 23rd day of their Advent calendar. It features Charlotte McKinney looking sexy af as she spreads mad love this holiday season.

One of the big surprises in sexiness this year had to be the complete and utter failure of the pill nicknamed “female Viagra.” Women roundly rejected the idea of popping pills to medically stimulate their arousal. Instead, they focused on their sexiness and feeling sexy. There is a growing trend among women to take a more hands-on approach to their sexuality. Women are learning about their bodies, about what feels good, what turns them on, and how they can convey this to their partner in order help him be a better lover. Yes! This is one trend we can totally get behind.

Hold up! This moment of sexiness was brought to you by Brazilian Barbi.

Who’s excited for Xmas ?🎄🎁 Photographer | @ohrangutang H&M | @cristinapilo

A photo posted by Miss Gray (@misserikagray) on

The tattooed, tan, blonde beauty from the land of insane booties took a moment to reflect on whether she’s been naughty or nice this year. If Santa wants a second opinion, we’d say she’s been super nice to share so much sexiness this year.

Cuz it Feels like christmas 🎄🎅🏼🎁 Photographer | @ohrangutang H&M | @cristinapilo

A photo posted by Miss Gray (@misserikagray) on

As you probably know, pets are hella fun to have around. But never forget fun is also hella sexy. Which means, your pet could totally help you get a date, maybe even a girlfriend. According to a recent study by Match.com, the online dating app correlated data and found some interesting patterns about pets and dating. Basically, they found that having a pet can be like catnip for a potential mate. However, that said, the numbers actually recommend that dogs are the sexier pet:

One other important finding from this study is that not all pet owners are viewed equally. Specifically, “dog people” are evaluated more favorably than “cat people.” In fact, whereas 97 percent of men and women said that they could make a relationship work with a “dog person,” far fewer women (61 percent) and men (74 percent) said they could make it with a “cat person.”

Speaking of dogs, did you see which A-list celebrity got spotted leaving a “seedy massage parlor” in the middle of the day?

It was the recently re-married Ashton Kutcher.

But, hey, as the DailyMail and other gossip rags suggest: let’s not jump to any conclusions. Ashton may have gone to the strip mall massage parlor to get legit relaxation techniques performed on his tired and stressed body.

But why would a multi-millioanire like Ashton visit such a cheap massage parlor? Who knows? But we were curious, so we looked into the Ancient Therapy massage parlor. According to their website, their trained massage therapists offer Swedish massage, as well as Hopi ear candling. (Okay, that seems odd.) Maybe the place is one of those well-kept secrets, one of those spots where an A-list Hollywood actor like Ashton goes to unwind, be anonymous, and have his Hopi ear candling done by a professional.

We did find one online review of the place, but it only raised more questions anout the quality of their Swedish massages:

“They stole money from me and acted like they gave me a massage. They even pulled a gun on me. I keep calling for a refund but they keep hanging up on me. I think I saw rats and I wouldn’t be surprised if they used dirty linens.”

Maybe Ashton likes that element of danger. Maybe he likes to get a rubdown from a woman who might pull her pistol to get some respect in the middle of a massage. We just hope his wife Mila Kunis doesn’t mind Ashton’s walk on the wild side.

Well, it’s that time of the week again. Perhaps, this just offered you a momentary escape from your family, maybe it was a sexy respite while you travel, maybe you just needed a hit of sexiness to get you past those hometown blues, whatever it is for you… you know that every week, we’re here for you with a solid slate of sexiness. We’ll keep bringing you lovely ladies like this…

Yep! That’s another hit of sexy before we quit this year. If you’re down, click this link and you can peep Amanda Lee acting as Santa’s little helper. She tosses around sexiness like winter storms dump snow in Buffalo. She don’t play.

Unitl next time… keep it sexy!



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