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This Week In Sex: Undressed Sara Underwood, Demi Rose and the Perfect Mistress

This Week In Sex: Undressed Sara Underwood, Demi Rose and the Perfect Mistress:

Would you ever…have an affair?

We don’t mean with that one sexy neighbor, or your wife’s flirty friend, or even that one girl you have a quiet crush on–so, no Jane from accounting–we mean, what if the woman looked like Demi Rose Mawby?

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Would you ever consider having an affair if she sent you sexy selfies like this? Be honest.

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We ask about affairs because, this week, Playboy’s sex educator Justin Lehmiller enraged our Facebook followers by sharing research that shows that not every affair spells the end of a relationship.

You may wonder: what the hell are the possible benefits of cheating? Well, read on.

Stories about mistresses and adulterers are popping up in the news after hackers stole 37 million users’ personal information from Ashley Madison. Now, cheaters are living in dread of the day their life gets ruined when they’re outed by that eventual data dump.

The sad thing is people cheat. They always have. And probably always will. So…date wisely.

Meanwhile, divorce lawyers will benefit. From coast to coast they’re eagerly awaiting the Ashley Madison data dump. Like sharks in three-piece suits, they smell blood.

Roughly 20% of married Americans report they’ve cheated at least once. Remember: there were 37 million cheaters on just this one site.

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To further flesh-out our understanding of infidelity, we turn our attention to Seeking Arrangement, another dating company for the modern cheater, one specifically aimed at rich older men who need help finding sexy young women who need money. (Look, they need money. No reason to dress it up.) The site hooks these folks up. Well, just like any other dating site they like to analyze their user data. This week, Seeking Arrangement announced what their users ideal mistress looks like:

They found that men looking to cheat prefer a mistress between the ages of 26 and 31 that’s in decent shape, preferably with blonde hair and green eyes.

So basically, the numbers suggest that most dudes want to cheat with a woman who looks like…

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Lindsey Pelas. Only she’s waaay sexier than… “decent shape.

To aid any infidelity fantasies, here, enjoy this curated collection of 25 photos of the busty All-American beauty with the bright eyes. You’re welcome.

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What a great week it was for celebrities pushing sexy. First off, Queen Bey showed off her bare booty, wrapped in a sexy sheer material for a Vogue magazine photo shoot.

There was another celebrity-MILF who kept it sexy this week. Christina Aguilera posted a semi-nude topless selfie for her Instagram fans. And, umm… dayum, mami!

We also spotted Emma Watson looking awfully tempting. And we noted that Lucy Hale from Pretty Little Liars was featured in a statement photo shoot, and the statement was “Damn I look good.” Cara Delevingne, the model and bestie of Taylor Swift, borrowed her bff’s phone to post these pics of her chest along with this fine grouping of silly faces.

You know who really caught our attention this week? Sara. Jean. Underwood.

All summer long she’s been running a very clothing-optional Instagram account.

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And is it just us or did it seem like the whole Kardashian klan got into some sort of sexy kompetition this week?

Pregnant Kim posed for a naked photo-shoot. Little sister Kendall Jenner posted a very pleasing pic of her booty. And to round out the week their baby sister, Kylie, who turned 18 this week, celebrated by posing for these incredibly sexy photos that announce she’s a grown-ass woman.

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Okay, because it’s likely been a long week, here’s a video of Kate Upton in the Cook Islands talking about her love of tiny bikinis as she poses for a Sports Illustrated swimsuit photoshoot. Maybe watch it twice.

You ready to have your mind blown? All right maybe it’s not mind-blowing, but it’s kind of unbelievable. According to a recent study, British women prefer a bigger dude. And we don’t mean what he’s packing in his trousers, we mean how much he’s expanding them. British women prefer to have sex with chubby men.

If you’re wondering, you can get yourself a passport at your post office.

We don’t ever want to give you the sort of advice that ruins your life. Which is why this week, Just The Tips was faced with a very prickly question to answer: A guy wants to have casual sex without a condom–what should he do?

When it comes to enjoying unsafe sex: everything feels rad, you feel super sexy, but then, sometimes, either pregnancy or infection sneaks up and surprises you like…

Have you ever wondered how many calories you burn having sex?

Well, one woman wanted to know; so, she kept her FitBit on while she got sweaty and naked. Want to know her results? You can check it here.

Speaking of sweaty and sexy, here is UFC star Arianny Celeste dancing in slo-mo. If you need more of that goodness, here’s a collection of pics that prove she is a living, breathing work of art. Be sure to watch until the …end of the vid.

We’ve always had a love affair with the sensually sleek lines of a beautiful automobile. When paired with a sexy woman those images become something else entirely. We took a look back at our history of photographing women and cars and we curated these 30 pics that celebrate their combined sexiness.

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You know, in many ways, some women treat their vagina like it’s a pocketbook between her thighs. They’ll stash guns in there, they’ll stash money in there, and you better believe they’ll stash drugs in their vulva. Well, this 19-year-old overstuffed her pussy pocketbook. She had to have surgery to remove the heroin she’d lodged in her vagina. What proud parents she must have. We can only imagine going home for Thanksgiving will be super fun for her this year.

Then there’s this guy.

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He tried to steal a vibrator by shoving it down his pants and walking out of a sex shop. But the worker at the store called the cops after she noticed “a large bulge” in his pants and thought: hmm, no way that’s natural. The police stopped the man outside of the sex shop. He still had the $48 clitoris-stimulating, Euphoraia G-Spot Delight down his pants.

When cop Anthony Carone asked him “what he had stuffed in his pants,” Hucko replied, “My penis.”

Hucko added that he had a tattoo of a cherry on his penis and asked Carone if he wanted to see it.

What a… sweetheart! We’re sure the cops loved that.

When the police asked Hucko to sign his Miranda rights consent form, he wrote his name as: Obama is a criminal. Later, in holding, he stripped naked and made “derogatory comments about the President.”

Jeez, someone really loses it when he can’t just pop down to the sex shop, steal a vibrator or two, and then head back home without getting hassled by the cops. Thanks, Obama!

And hey, Florida! We’re proud of you, because… this vibrator-loving patriot is from Illinois.

It’s time to send you on your way. We’d like to say goodbye in the best way we know how… with Arianny Celeste being all sexy.

Until next time… keep it sexy!



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