Laura Cartier. Levon Muradian

Laura Cartier. Levon Muradian

Cover Model

The Phenomenal Sexiness of Laura Cartier

Laura Cartier. Levon Muradian.

Laura Cartier. Levon Muradian.

As her sun-kissed curves and bodily grace attests, Laura Cartier is a phenomenal woman. The Los Angeles-based model from France is a world-class stunner, and this week she’s here to celebrate the sexiness of summer.

We’ve featured Laura before. In this photoshoot, Laura peeled off her blue jeans. And then there’s this ridic pictorial of Laura chilling at home, lounging around in little, like the sexiest homebody you’ve ever damn seen.

This week, Laura’s back to raises pulses with her latest spread, shot by Levon Muradian. Catch Laura as she soaks up some afternoon light and employs the help of a garden hose to chill her overheated sexiness. Shake off the stress of this week as you peep this gallery of Laura and her limitless loveliness. Enjoy!

Laura Cartier. Levon Muradian

Laura Cartier. Levon Muradian

Erotic Lit

The Lusty Letters of the Literati—and James Comey

In this week’s hotly anticipated Senate hearing with former FBI director James Comey, we all learned one important lesson: Comey can write a damn letter. Dude can set a scene, milk the tension of a moment and make a small interpersonal conflict spark with explosive potential.

He’s so damn good he could have a legit future in erotic fiction. At least that’s what Twitter seems to think. After he released his prepared testimony, which detailed he origin of the fallout between him and President Donald Trump, Twitter had a ball imagining it as both hard-boiled detective fiction and erotic thriller. The obvious title would be Fifty Shades of Orange.

We picked out some the best of the unintentionally erotic lines from Comey’s letter. For instance, consider this romantic gem from their Valentine’s Day dinner together:

“After he had spoken for a few minutes about leaks, Reince Priebus leaned in through the door by the grandfather clock and I could see a group of people waiting behind him. The President waved at him to close the door, saying he would be done shortly. The door closed.”

So much tension. So much skin-tingling mystery. If you thought Comey was good, you should see what an erotic letter looks like when it’s penned by a professional writer or novelist.

This week, we interviewed performer Rachel Mars about just how much the literati loved seducing with the rush of hot words. As Mars tells us, it could be said the great writers of the past also loved to sext—they just used typewriters and telegrams. If your sext game could use some help, read this article and maybe Frida Kahlo and James Joyce will inspire you.

Hard Science

Unlocking the Mysteries of Female Sexuality

In 1939, whenBritish Prime Minister Winston Churchill was asked to forecast the actions of Russia, he said, “It is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma, but perhaps there is a key.” Churchill could just as easily been talking about female sexuality. This week, one of our resident sexologists, Justin Lehmiller, authored “Why So Much Of What We Think We Know About Female Sexuality is Wrong”.

Lately, there have been a number of stories proclaiming that women are either bisexual or gay, but never straight. These articles were based on one particular study of male and female genital response while viewing porn. While the men’s reports of which scenes aroused them matched their genital responses, this wasn’t the case with straight women, many of whom self-reported only being attracted to images of men even though their genital responses told a different story. As Lehmiller points out, using genital response as a sort of polygraph is misleading. Female sexuality is far more complex than that. Check the article here to help you unlock the mysteries of a woman’s erotic response.

In related news, if you’d like a more hands-on approach to better understanding a woman’s arousal, here’s a new interactive website designed to help women learn to masturbate better. And just because it was designed for women doesn’t mean it isn’t also an excellent educational tool for anyone who’s looking to bring a woman to climax.

Adult Film Update

Are You a Pornosexual? Plus, the Rise of Feminist Porn Continues

It’s official: feminist porn is going mainstream. This week, USA Today published a story about the growing popularity of feminist-minded adult films. The focus of the article was feminist filmmaker Erika Lust and her porn series XConfession. It’s become a flagship for a new brand of sexiness because Lust makes movies with realistic couples who have incredible sex in beautiful, well-lit locations. Before feminist porn hit the mainstream, Playboy spoke with Lust about XConfessions, where she explained the growing appeal of porn made with a feminist approach:

The performers look like and play characters that are like the guy or girl on the street. They are natural, individual and attractive in their own unique way. The settings are places you’ve been to or could go. The sex is real. You can see the pleasure. The sweat. The touching. And you hear the sounds. The performers caress, enjoy and pleasure one another. Viewers can see themselves in my films. They feel like they could live out that scenario. That’s what makes it more satisfying, erotic and fun.

Variety, they say, is the spice of life, which may help explain why pubic hair is suddenly making a comeback in the world of porn. Have you noticed this trend? Just like a deep, shag rug, that thick and natural 1970s look is back. Porn performers have started to let their pubic hair grow free and wild as Bigfoot’s. So, are you a fan of going au natural? Or do you prefer pubes to be bald as Kojak? We broke down this question—what we’re calling the new pubic wars—here.

Here’s another interesting porn-related question: Can a person’s addiction to adult films be considered a sexual orientation? Some sexperts argue it is, and they call it pornosexuality. (This also sounds like the perfect title for Trey Songz’s next album.) If you’re curious if your relationship with adult films qualifies you as a pornosexual, you can check and see here.

Ridin’ Dirty

One of the Funniest Sex Toy Reviews Ever Written

If you’re in the mood for a lusty laugh, we’ve got you covered. This has to be one of the funniest sex toy reviews ever written. Asked to road-test a sex toy called the Motorbunny, a device that sounds like the lovechild of a mechanical bull and a dildo, writer Laura Jayne Martin bravely risked her vagina in the name of science. Here she is describing the vibratory power of the sex machine: “I’m fairly certain — that if they could find a way to fit on it together — the vibrations of this thing could simultaneously get off an entire softball team.”

Sexual Cheat Codes

Gamers Last Longer In Bed (Yes, You Read That Correctly)

Gamers, get ready to brag (about something other than your latest outing on Twitch). According to the latest research published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, gamers last longer in bed. The researchers reported that “those who played video games for at least one hour a day were less likely to ejaculate prematurely compared to those who didn’t game at all.”

Nice work, gamers. But there’s an equal downside. “However—and this is important—gamers also reported lower levels of sexual desire.” So they wanted sex less often, but it lasted longer when they had it. Guess they prefer quality over quantity. This follows on the heels of other research that’s concluded for teens today, video games are more popular than sex. Our question is: What games are these kids playing?

By the way, if you’re looking to extend your sexual encounters and aren’t that into video games, here are five sex positions that are supposed to help you last longer. G’luck!

This Week In WTF?!

“Ma’am, You Can’t Sell Your Husband as a Sex Slave”

Week in and week out, we like to take a look at a few new stories that advertise what absolute freaks humans are. And there are always a few that’ll leave you asking, “WTF were they thinking?!” This week boasted some real winners.

First up, we have this tale of when booty calls go bad. A Florida woman named Krystina Joy Rivera was busted this week after she showed up at her ex’s house at 5 a.m. She was looking to get her freak on, so she texted her ex, as one does. When he didn’t respond, she went to his house to surprise him with some booty. The only trouble was she found her ex in bed with another woman. Rivera went full-on Florida, freaked out and attacked her ex’s new girlfriend. She was arrested for breaking and entering and battery. That must’ve been some good dick.

Staying in the Sunshine State, this story is so Florida it hurts. Rachel Leahy wanted her husband gone, so she contacted someone she believed was a hitman. Plot twist: he wasn’t. He was an undercover cop. Leahy told the undercover sheriff’s detective her plan was to sell her husband as a sex slave. Sure seems like someone has watched Taken one too many times and vastly overestimated the value of a middle-age man on the open market. But in all seriousness, Leahy wasn’t playing. She also conspired to possibly fake a fatal accident. She offered the undercover cop $5,000 to help her. Instead, he arrested her.

And then there’s this couple that apparently wanted to join the Mile High Club. But rather than sneak off to the bathroom, this pair of horny travelers decided to have sex right there in their coach seats as the other passengers on their Ibiza-bound flight filmed it all and laughed at them. When the woman seated next to them complained and asked to be moved, airline staff ignored her request. They didn’t even stop the fornicating couple. Kinda makes you wonder what would’ve happened if they were flying United, don’t it?


Alright, you know what time it is. Let’s get your mind set for the sexiness of the weekend with this pictorial visit to paradise with the tan and lovely Ashleigh Rae Goins. Who doesn’t love the combination of sand, sunshine and sexiness? Enjoy!