Cover Model

Meet Cherie Noel

Welcome to Super Bowl weekend. This year, the Eagles and Patriots will battle for all the gridiron glory. Going into the big game, a whopping 16 percent of America is rooting for the Patriots. Or, to put it another way, 84 percent of America wants to see Tom Brady lose. Win or lose, this week’s cover model, Cherie Noel, can bring us all together in agreement that she is sexy AF.

Cherie stays busy as a popular Instagram model, and you can see why. She’s a vital rush of sexy.

For her eye-arresting pictorial, Cherie got together with photographer [Evan Woods](https://www.instagram.com/evan.would/?hl=en, and the two turned Los Angeles into the perfect backdrop for some afternoon bliss. If you could use a kiss of sexiness be sure to check it. Enjoy!

Kink Report

Face-Swap Porn is the New Fake News; How To Enjoy Hot Tub Sex; When Needing to Pee Turns You On

If you think “fake news” is bad right now, oh boy, do we have some bad news for you. It’s all thanks to FakeApp, a new face-swapping app that switches faces on any video. You do the math. We’ve already seen its potential. There have been fake porn vids featuring Scarlett Johansson, Gal Gadot and Daisy Ridley. And here’s the fun part: you could be next. People are already popping their friends and classmates into porn films. So far, there are no laws to stop someone from making you the star of Booty Blasters 8. Fun, right?

Speaking of fake news, what if someone uses a face-swapping app to make a fake pee tape of President Trump and some Russian sex workers? What if a lot of people make fake pee tapes? What if the real pee tape gets released, and we can’t even tell anymore? And just to clear things up, the president, allegedly, wasn’t the one peeing, or being peed on. He was watching.

Why do people get turned on by having to pee or watching someone pee? In Japan, they call it omorashi, or when people “experience arousal from having a full bladder or wetting themselves, or from seeing someone else experiencing a full bladder or wetting themselves.” If you think you have trouble with online dating, imagine if you were looking for a partner who wants to pee on themself. That narrows your odds. This is a fascinating read that examines the kink.

Last up, we have one more story about water sports––only there’s no golden shower involved. Just a hot tub and a playful attitude. This week, Playboy’s fearless fornicator Bobby Box hopped in the jacuzzi to lay out everything you need to know about how to enjoy great hot tub sex. For instance, bring lube.

Desirability

Do Women Think You Have An Attractive Dick?

We often talk about (and study) what women find attractive. From this ocean of research we’ve discovered some secrets of attractiveness, like the fact that women think a man is attractive when other women find that man attractive. This is why when you’re in a relationship more women flirt with you than when you’re single.

We also have plenty of research that investigates which body parts women find attractive. Naturally, not all women agree, but generally speaking, women find men’s arms attractive. Yet, you rarely hear of guys sending women arm pics. Instead, dudes send dick pics. Too often they’re unsolicited ones.

Why do guys do this? Is it a power move, as some researchers theorize? Or do guys mistakenly believe dicks are in high demand? Or, do dudes think their dick looks that good? Do they think their dicks are one of their best features? What about you? Do you think you have an attractive dick? And what do women look for in a good dick?

There have been studies and journal papers like this one, which studied which dicks women find attractive. If you wanna know if science indicates that you have an attractive dick, check this article on the ideal aesthetics of a penis.

And one thing about unsolicited dick pics: don’t do that. Women are not fans. If you’re looking for a few other modern updates on dating protocol, model and actress Barbie Ferreira has a new guide to online dating. Check her Do’s and Don’ts if you’re looking to refresh your game.

Sex As Therapy

Dirty Talk Class and Marriage-Saving Orgies

Sex can be good. It can be bad. Sex can be great. It can be terrible. And sometimes, sex can set you free. Here are two stories of people who used sex like therapy.

This woman visited a midtown Manhattan striptease dance studio for a workshop on How to Talk Dirty. She’d been languishing in online dating and wanted to learn how to sext better. She came away with a deep understanding of how to be naughty. But playfully so. Check it.

For those in a committed relationship, here’s a story of a couple who credit an orgy with saving their marriage. This woman was raised in a traditional Christian home, but when she steps outside of everything she’s ever known to taste a few foreign pleasures, she surprises herself and finds a new sense of generosity when she gets aroused by sharing her husband. It’s always best to fully explore the continent of your sexuality. You never know what you might find.

The Wrap Sheet

Is Poison the Future of Male Birth Control?

On February 9th, the 2018 Winter Olympics will get underway in Korea. Every Olympics, there’s one record that seems destined to be broken: the number of condoms they hand out to athletes. The new record for free condoms offered to Olympians will be set at 37. That’s three dozen condoms for their two-week stay in Korea. Why so many? Well, you have an Olympic village populated with young, healthy bodies, armed with dating apps that make them far more likely to find each other than ever before. We’re surprised Durex isn’t an official Olympic sponsor.

Interesting side note: both men and women will be given condoms for men. Which raises another question, when will Americans get into using female condoms? They’re on the market. Yet, rarely used. Why is that? Well, to answer that: have you ever used one?

Someday soon, men may have a new option besides condoms––male or female ones. This newly proposed birth control is based on two poisonous African plants that produce a toxin called ouabain. For centuries, hunters used it to make poison arrows. And now scientists may soon use the poison to synthesize a male birth control pill. We’ll keep you posted.

That is, if we even need birth control in the future. We may soon be spending billions to avoid a dystopian Children of Men scenario where dudes in the future are all shooting blanks. Scientists warn of a coming Spermageddon. Cute name, right? (This is what happens when we market societal infertility like toothpaste.) But it could be a legit dire situation if they’re right. Certain futurists theorize that in 50 years men all over the Earth could be entirely infertile.

This Week in WTF?!

“Wait, you sent pics of a cute girl to your sister?”

Each week, we bounce around this lovely watery marble, as it spins through the darkness of space, and we check-in with all the ways the locals look to get kinky. Sometimes these stories introduce us to a new folk hero, but more likely they end in pain, shame, or with the close of a jail cell. But, without fail, each week we find a few folks who force the question, “WTF?! Who does that?!” This week, was a parade of desperate lovers and deranged dick-choppers.

Jealous Girlfriend Gives Boyfriend Sleeping Pills, Then Surgically Separates Him From His Manhood

Let’s just get this one out of the way first…with a collective “WTF?!”

Meet Zhanna Nurzhanova, 36, from Kazakhstan. She was snooping in her boyfriend’s phone when she found he’d sent pics of a cute girl to…wait for it…his sister. Apparently, this enraged Zhanna. She secretly fed her boyfriend a sleeping pill, once he was out, she injected him with a local anaesthetic, and then chopped off his dick. We’ll give you a moment to uncross your legs and stop making that face. The bad news for homie was: she mutilated him so badly doctors couldn’t reattach his penis. This heinous cock-harvester was arrested and is facing a prison sentence of three to six years. Which definitely does not seem long enough.

Area Octogenarian Not To Be Trusted Alone With Local Livestock

He told police when he was arrested, “I’m not a violent person, I have a weakness with animals.” Which is true. Meet 80-year old, John Curno. The randy Brit was recently banned from “every farm in Britain after he was found guilty of two counts of outraging public decency.” That’s a very English way of saying he likes to molest cows. What did Cunro do to get banned from “every farm in Britain?” For decades, this interspecies sexual interloper liked to take long walks in cow pastures. Once he was alone and out of sight with a particularly appealing heifer, he liked to slide his arm inside, sometimes he’d go shoulder-deep, then he’d drop his drawers, and pleasure himself. Which all sounds about as sexy as beating off with Ben-Gay. But one should never be surprised where a farm boy will stick his dick. Even if that former farm boy is 80 years old.

Couple Says “I Do” Where Strangers Go Number Two

This story is just straight-up odd. But as it turns out this wedding in a public bathroom has a very sweet backstory. The couple and their wedding party were at a county court house for their big day when the groom’s mother began to suffer from an asthma attack. A very serious attack that left her unable to breathe. Sheriff’s deputies took the woman to the bathroom and gave her oxygen until the ambulance arrived. But here’s the catch, the groom’s mother was on the marriage license and had to be in attendance, or else they wouldn’t be able to get married for at least 45 days while they waited for a new license. With his mother clinging to life and an oxygen tank, the groom and bride were joined in the bathroom by the presiding judge and wedding party and the ceremony took place. Maybe on their honeymoon they can keep their bathroom theme going and consummate their marriage with some shower sex.

Will Justin Timberlake Bring Nipples Back?

Since the Super Bowl is this weekend, and since Justin Timberlake is performing at halftime, we’ve been wondering about the last time he made Super Bowl news when he “accidentally” ripped off Janet Jackson’s costume and exposed her bare breast on live television. Dubbed “Nipplegate,” the infamous wardrobe malfunction was a huge deal, and it practically single-handedly made YouTube famous. So, we’ve been wondering will the fair-haired singer known for bringing sexy back, bring Janet Jackson back to the big stage for a surprise cameo? It’s doubtful since the NFL banned her, but it could be a smart move. And, let’s face it, the league could use all the good press it can get. Especially when, this week, during a press conference, JT said he would never let his son play football. Way to be honest, JT. Lol.


Okay, time to get your mind right for this weekend. And who better than Hannah Kheller and her endless sexiness?

In this well-lit hit of seduction Hannah will inspire your imagination to more fully embrace the sexiness to come. Enjoy!