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After viewing the Snapchat stories of people on Spring Break, I’ve decided I’m never having a daughter— Zach Williamson (@Zilliamson) March 19, 2015
SPRING BREAK 2015 🔥— Thynebear (@Thynebear) March 19, 2015
NO CURFEW 🙅
NO VEGETABLES 😝
NO PARENTS 🙈
NO RULES 💃
GONNA HAVE MY FIRST KISS 💏
GONNA DRINK MY FIRST BEER 🙊
[sits in the shower fully clothed]— albro (@bromanconsul) March 14, 2015
spring break 2015 bitches
“Woo, Spring break!” - Russian clockmaker telling his Chinese assistant Woo what’s wrong with his watch— Blind Chow (@BlindChow) March 14, 2015
Hey kids on spring break: did you know if you drop out its like spring break all the time just way sadder?— hannah (@TribalSpaceCat) March 9, 2015
Every single girl on Spring Break is named Kelsey and they’re all in nursing school— Nuch (@FormerChild) March 19, 2015
*pulls motorist over*— It’s Abby. Yep. (@abbycohenwl) August 14, 2014
COP: Are you high?
MAN: If I were high would you look like a breathing tree?
*one leaf silently falls from cop*
A good way to remember your spring break in Mexico is to get cornrows or HPV or a marble chess set— bens rights activist (@UniqueDude2) March 28, 2013
🎵Take me down to Panama City— ceeks (@70Ceeks) March 19, 2015
where the airbrushed tanks
start around $8.50.
Oh won’t you please take me, Bro?🎵
*walks up to dealer*— The Dogfather (@matt___nelson) February 12, 2015
I would like 3 weeds please
“Are you a cop?”
No I love crime and tomfoolery
Could I also get a bushel of cocaine?
“The Girl From Ipanema” is probably my favourite song about a creepy old man watching girls at the beach— ann (@omically) March 5, 2015
A group of vacationers in Mexico is called a murdered.— Velvet Tusk (@velvettusk) April 11, 2014
me: SPRING BREAK!— josh (@ruinedpicnic) March 19, 2015
girls in car: woooo!
me: NO I MEAN THE SUSPENSION IS FUCKED
[all screaming as the car wobbles into a canyon]
*gets arrested*— BeardSpice (@BeardSpice) March 17, 2015
me: (from back of the police car) Is this a date? This feels like a date.
Eric is a comedy writer based in Michigan. Follow @dubstep4dads on Twitter.