In the mood for some laughs? Well we’ve got you covered. Below you’ll find the funniest most amazing most fabulous tweets from this past week. Don’t doubt us, it’s true. If you like these tweets, make sure and follow the characters who wrote them so then you’ll be sure to find something to laugh at each every day.
drake out here liking Rihanna’s picture before she even posted it and you can’t text back pic.twitter.com/88Og46Rwzv— jaz (@THEFlNEST) May 14, 2016
Stop fat-shaming trucks pic.twitter.com/rTf2wMaVZ9— REW (@therealeatwood) May 16, 2016
ME: wat if they dont like me— jomny sun (@jonnysun) May 19, 2016
MOM: just be urself
[comes home early in a masive cloud of bees]
ME: WAIT DID U SAY “BEE URSELF” OR “BE
Reasons I am late to things:— Maureen Johnson (@maureenjohnson) May 18, 2016
1. Saw a dog
Interviewer 1: Describe yourself in one word— Niles (@River_Niles) May 16, 2016
Interviewer 2:[whispers] Holy shit can she do that??
Dear Diary,— Clint Smith (@ClintSmithIII) May 16, 2016
When Rihanna says "nobody text me in a crisis” is it a cry for help? Independence? What do I do?
If you text “are you upset?” to your girlfriend then her typing bubble starts disappearing then reappearing, you already have your answer.— Røb Fee (@robfee) May 17, 2016
Wife: that’s never going to work— regular fred (@RegularFred) May 14, 2016
Husband: you’re so negative, Sandra
W: you’re planting bird seeds
H: LET ME GROW MY BIRDS, WOMAN
north carolina to sue over bathroom bill— ceeks (@70Ceeks) May 9, 2016
hillary: stop calling him that
It’s so unsettling meeting a baby with a grown man’s name. No I don’t want to hold Grant but can he look over my investment portfolio for me— bhut’ (@NinoSekeleni) May 15, 2016
Night or as I call it goth day— Shawn (@online_shawn) May 13, 2016
my favorite bath bomb is a toaster— EJ Gomez (@EJGomez) May 18, 2016
*buys $3000 telescope & aims it one at a time at all the planets that are only gas*— Garrett Werner (@gr8whitehoprah) May 13, 2016
(whispering to the infinite abyss) “we get it, you vape”
[frat guy with Alzheimer’s working the door]— ˢᵃʳᵃʰ ˢᶜʰᵃᵘᵉʳ (@SJSchauer) May 18, 2016
“Who do I even know here?”
CASHIER: Ok, your total is $800.85.— Elle Oh Hell plus several ellipses……………. (@ElleOhHell) May 16, 2016
ME: I’m sorry, I thought your register would show a different font. I–I need to return these groceries.