In the mood for some laughs? Well we’ve got you covered. Below you’ll find the funniest most amazing most fabulous tweets from this past week. Don’t doubt us, it’s true. If you like these tweets, make sure and follow the characters who wrote them so then you’ll be sure to find something to laugh at each every day.
I can’t believe Hillary Clinton used private email. Next thing you know there’ll be a candidate who wants to ban all Muslims from America.— Jake Weisman (@weismanjake) May 26, 2016
Me: I’ll have the BLT— shut up, mike (@shutupmikeginn) May 21, 2016
Waiter: one BLT
Friend: I’ll have the reuben.
Waiter: Good choice.
Me: sorry but be honest was mine not a good choice?
[BRITISH TWITTER]— dream ghoul (@TheDreamGhoul) May 24, 2016
*extremely informed on American politics*
*someone mentions the phrase “Prime Minister”*
what is this Harry Potter
In 2016, I ask u “who are the real victims of oppression??” RT for awareness pic.twitter.com/utrnvOthlF— Leotard Cohen (@pharmasean) May 20, 2016
ME: Are you sure you want to go all the way?— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 25, 2016
DATE: Yes. Let’s join ISIS tonight
imagine falling in love w someone then finding out they post minion memes on facebook— laura lux 🐛 (@djlauralux) May 26, 2016
*zip lines over the cemetery during your creepy uncle’s funeral*— Julz&©offee (@lovejulieacafe) May 20, 2016
A fly swatter is great if you don’t want to kill a fly but still want to make him late for something.— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) May 21, 2016
How long is too long to hold hands with the Uber driver?— Jake Vig (@Jake_Vig) May 24, 2016
[movie theater]— lil jon lovitz (@nbadag) May 23, 2016
TRAILER ANNOUNCER: how far will one man go…..to protect what he loves
ME: [turning to person behind me] pretty far i bet
If I ever wave back at someone who wasn’t waving at me, I just leave my hand up in the air, hail a cab and tell him to drive me off a cliff— Eliza Bayne (@ElizaBayne) May 25, 2016
i havent heard about this chair pic.twitter.com/gnJoD47XVi— gary from teen mom (@garyfromteenmom) May 23, 2016
[Snake Owners Club]— J.B. 4Realz (@JB4Realz) May 25, 2016
Thanks for coming. A reminder, stuffing an animal into a sock does NOT make it a snake.
[Me & like 3 other guys leave]
every guy on the bachelorette looks like a guy who texts you “haha what would u do if i was there lol”— elijah daniel (@elijahdaniel) May 24, 2016
“you just fucked yourself, crap boy” – my mom, on the highway, to a car that displeased her— Patricia Lockwood (@TriciaLockwood) May 21, 2016