In the mood for some laughs? Well we’ve got you covered. Below you’ll find the funniest most amazing most fabulous tweets from this past week. Don’t doubt us, it’s true. If you like these tweets, make sure and follow the characters who wrote them so then you’ll be sure to find something to laugh at each every day.
ENGLAND: people are CROSSING OUR BORDERS for ECONOMIC ADVANCEMENT!!!— Cohen KING OF GHOSTS (@skullmandible) June 20, 2016
THE ENTIRE GODDAMNED WORLD FROM LIKE 1583 to 1997: u don’t say
so ur telling me that on a show built around the gang debunking some supernatural occurrence, they never thought twice about a talking dog— great, person (@hippieswordfish) June 22, 2016
Finally, an R-rated superman movie.— vineyille (@vineyille) June 22, 2016
People in the street (all nude): Look up in the sky it’s some shithead
Superman: sup fuckers
My gf 1 month in: haha OMG I love your Twitter. I definitely don’t think it’s weird, it’s so clever!— Dan Polish Last Name (@danjan13) June 21, 2016
My gf 2nd month: listen
today my 6 y/o said she hopes to marry a man who loves her like I love her mom and I said “aww, sweetie, that was heteronormative. blocked”— yurovsky fan account (@redstatist) June 19, 2016
You (hasn’t seen Ratatouille): gross get this rat outta here— rachel (@rougasrougas) June 19, 2016
Me (smart, has seen Ratatouille): now wait just a minute
Me: what’s the matter sweetie?— GoaT FacE (@EndhooS) June 18, 2016
Daughter: [crying] janey said she doesn’t want to be my friend
Me: [tussles her hair] I can’t say I blame her
Women spend their entire lives worried about being pretty except for a brief moment in childhood, but sure, your baby’s ear piercing is cute— Sarah (@thetigersez) June 22, 2016
Since Ariel was 16 when she became human do you think she got her period immediately?— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) June 22, 2016
Boss: I meant any questions about the presentation.
I love cloning as much as the next guy. Who is also me— famous crab 2016 (@famouscrab) June 20, 2016
Oh so you like millennials?— eve peyser (@evepeyser) June 17, 2016
Name 3 Mic articles.
When on an elevator with a stranger, I wait for the doors to shut, and then I tell them that if necessary, I’m ready to fight for my life— Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) June 22, 2016