In the mood for some laughs? Well we’ve got you covered. Below you’ll find the funniest most amazing most fabulous tweets from this past week. Don’t doubt us, it’s true. If you like these tweets, make sure and follow the characters who wrote them so then you’ll be sure to find something to laugh at each every day.
*summons Satan*— cultmaker (@lookitupkaren) September 3, 2016
so…what are we lol
when you get your password right on the ninth try pic.twitter.com/sOllFkqR2F— Ziwe (@ziwe) September 6, 2016
i was originaly cast in stranger things but got fired after insisting on sayig “things cant get stranger than this” at the end of evry scene— jomny sun (@jonnysun) September 4, 2016
Instead of buying Apple’s new Air Pods, I’m just going to misplace $700.— Born Miserable (@bornmiserable) September 7, 2016
girlfriend: I love you— Luke Mones (@LukeMones) September 5, 2016
me: always nice to meet a fan. thanks
Criminal psychologist: I’d like to show you some gifs— “Steve” (@extranapkins) September 4, 2016
Me: That’s… me when fam trying to start drama
Psychologist: This is singer Beyoncé.
I just remembered the time an old gf said she wanted me to dominate her so I took her to the park and dunked on her for 45 mins straight.— D.J. Dicknballs (@UrPalWilly) September 2, 2016
*during sex*— 🕸isabel ¨̮ (@lSABABE) September 5, 2016
him: fuck. ur tight
me: thanks. ur pretty cool too
dog:— emily angelica (@existentiaIly) September 1, 2016
me: i would die for you
Frat boys dress like 8 year old boys going to their grandma’s house for Easter— Christine Sydelko (@csydelko) September 4, 2016
do they have to burn the beds once the Bachelor in Paradise people leave— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) September 4, 2016
Lena Dunham is terrible but until we can find someone else willing to write about being a millennial writer in NYC we’re stuck with her— Alex Nichols (@Lowenaffchen) September 2, 2016
[bar trivia night] and remember no using your phones unless it’s an emergency— Cat Damon (@CornOnTheGoblin) September 2, 2016
me: [five minutes later] hello 911? are butterflies insects?
Wife: I’m pregnant— David Hughes (@david8hughes) September 8, 2016
Me [realising I’m about to be a dad & thinking of all the sacrifices & adjustments I’ll have to make]: hi pregnant