In the mood for some laughs? Well we’ve got you covered. Below you’ll find the funniest most amazing most fabulous tweets from this past week. Don’t doubt us, it’s true. If you like these tweets, make sure and follow the characters who wrote them so then you’ll be sure to find something to laugh at each every day.
yeah 2016 is bad but flash mobs have died down for the most part— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) October 4, 2016
actually John Mayer is a little too metal for me but thank you for asking— sal paradise(nuts) (@Karate_Horse) October 1, 2016
Wife’s mad because I gave her first shift on clown watch tonight— Mark Agee (@MarkAgee) October 6, 2016
[texting]— 🔥 (@Sassafrantz) October 1, 2016
ex: your friends were looking at me really strange at the game.
me: yeah well I told them you died in a hot air balloon accident.
Ok but why do I look like the fucking ride pic.twitter.com/lhbwNPpn6F— Christine Sydelko (@csydelko) October 3, 2016
Wouldn’t it be great if all these clowns were arrested and the cop pulls up to the station and 20 clowns get out of the cop car— “Sarah Schauer” (@SJSchauer) October 6, 2016
jokingly asked my uber driver if he knew where to buy clown make up and he keeps glancing back at me.— shut up, mike (@shutupmikeginn) October 6, 2016
*shows up to a first date driving a fork lift*— Dan Duvall (@lazerdoov) September 30, 2016
Sorry I’m late but you will NOT believe what I found on the way here
Clowns terrorizing the streets. A real life billionaire villain running for President. We need you, Batman.— Nick Diener (@nickdiener) October 4, 2016
I was just in Sephora when a girl came sprinting in followed by her boyfriend who was yelling “NO AMY YOU’RE ON A BUDGET”— erin walts (@erinwalts) October 1, 2016
My cousin went swimming with dolphins the other day and let’s just say it could have gone better. 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/i10P8xCBWs— Dan Higginson (@Higgles17) October 1, 2016
High school teachers: “Your college profs aren’t going to be as lenient as we are”— Ali (@alibledbetter) October 5, 2016
College profs: “Sorry I’m late I didn’t want to come”
[ME] i’m gonna try not to tweet as much. get some real projects of the ground— mat (@pillowfort) October 4, 2016
[ME, AN HOUR LATER] time travioli. the time traveling ravioli
Imagine finding out your spouse is secretly doing parkour— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) October 2, 2016