In the mood for some laughs? Well we’ve got you covered. Below you’ll find the funniest most amazing most fabulous tweets from this past week. Don’t doubt us, it’s true. If you like these tweets, make sure and follow the characters who wrote them so then you’ll be sure to find something to laugh at each every day.
hows the weather? how isn’t the weather these days, seems like theres always some weather going on. we’ve got weather for miles around here— wolf pupy (@wolfpupy) October 15, 2015
In line at chipotle. They asked what type of rice. Dude said “wild”— Desus Nice (@desusnice) October 19, 2015
I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it’s Election night.— Lina Jane (@LinajkReturns) October 17, 2015
App would like to access your location.— Troy Johnson (@_troyjohnson) October 18, 2015
App would like permission to post to your Facebook.
App says crack the blinds in your bedroom pls.
911: what is your emergency?— moody monday (@mdob11) October 22, 2015
Me: my ex seems happy
PILOT OVER INTERCOM: alright folks, by a show of hands, who has ever made a small and understandable mistake?— hannah (@TribalSpaceCat) October 18, 2015
parody account: WHO DID THIS 😂 😂 😂— Turkey (@InternetHippo) October 21, 2015
me: THE PERSON WHOSE NAME YOU ERASED IN ORDER TO TAKE CREDIT 😂 😂 😂
Thanks. Please keep me updated as this story develops pic.twitter.com/OpZKjWhAgM— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) October 21, 2015
ME: Man, I really should get glasses. I’m blind as a–— jack (@yungshepardboy) October 18, 2015
BAT NEXT TO ME: blind as a what
BAT: as a what
BAT: say it
I want to buy a coffee table but I only drink decaf Does anybody know where I can buy a decaf coffee table so I can finally set my mug down— Karl From Online (@HammerFist3) October 19, 2015
50s guys mostly just liked songs that werw named stuff like tutti fruity, woolly bully, hokey pokey. they would laugh and clap at the rhymes— Mike F (@mikefossey) October 21, 2015
u gonna finish those fries? pic.twitter.com/7syYIdimc1— L.A.S (@SartoriallyInc) October 20, 2015
you know my name not my story— gary from teen mom (@garyfromteenmom) October 18, 2015
*violently listens to nickelback*