In the mood for some laughs? Well we’ve got you covered. Below you’ll find the funniest most amazing most fabulous tweets from this past week. Don’t doubt us, it’s true. If you like these tweets, make sure and follow the characters who wrote them so then you’ll be sure to find something to laugh at each every day.
I don’t understand the electoral college. Seems like it gives too much power to Flo Rida. He is only one man smh— labguest (@labguest) November 6, 2016
the people who designed Los Angeles must’ve been big fans of Grand Theft Auto V…this place looks identical lmao— Chris Melberger (@chrismelberger) November 6, 2016
Scientist: we finally made the first bark translator— spacegirl incognito (@iamspacegirl) November 7, 2016
dog: ONE TWO THREE O'CLOCK FOUR O'CLOCK ROCK
FIVE SIX SEVEN O'CLOCK EIGHT O'CLOCK ROCK
Simon: daddy what’s my name from?— rudy mustang (@rudymustang) <a href=“https://twitter.com/rudymustang/status/794307866127716361”>November 3, 2016
Me: it’s from the bible
Garfunkel: what about mine?
ME: umm [sweating] also the Bible
If we’ve learned anything from this election, it’s to never click “view more replies” on Facebook.— Damien Fahey (@DamienFahey) November 10, 2016
“HHhuELLo my name ius Babadook Canterbury, please cast me in-”— Comrade Smith (@donniemnemonic) November 7, 2016
[LOOKING AT GIANT HAND]
“"Human Movies”“ pic.twitter.com/JhMwA2DuEg
AXL ROSE: welcome to the jungle we got-— Bucky Isotope (@BuckyIsotope) November 6, 2016
ME: interrupting no thanks just looking around
None of the movies about Las Vegas ever show all the cargo shorts— Mariya Alexander (@MariyaAlexander) November 6, 2016
[page 500 of Moby Dick]— pat tobin (@tastefactory) November 4, 2016
AHAB: Gotta kill the whale
OTHER GUYS ON THE SHIP: [tired] Just tell people u killed it we won’t say anything
[lightbulb store]— k e e t 🐤🥔 (@KeetPotato) November 7, 2016
owner: "what watt can i get you?”
owner: “did i stutter?”
me: “i dont know”
Me in the streets: (ordering a hot dog from a cart)— Tragic Ally (@TragicAllyHere) November 7, 2016
Me in the sheets: (eating the hotdog)
whoever made this graphic is SO horny for JFK pic.twitter.com/65ckiiVnAb— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) November 8, 2016
“Hello, 911”— dan mentos (@DanMentos) November 7, 2016
Help I’m being murdered!
“Can you put the murderer on please”
“Gotta hear both sides"
my son is voting for the first time i’m so proud pic.twitter.com/Wka7HoyIV5— knth (@paintedeel) <a href=“https://twitter.com/paintedeel/status/796017025957195776”>November 8, 2016