I don’t know the guy personally, but from what I’ve heard, Jesus seemed like a nice enough person. Girls might have been turned off by his choice to wear sandals every day, but that’s just one of those small things you decided to overlook. He was unselfish, he was caring and the guy could turn water into wine.
Are you kidding me, free wine? Sounds like a total catch to me.
It raises the question, though: How would Jesus do with the ladies if he was on Tinder today? Wonder no more, because he pretty much is. One Twitter user by the handle @QueenIdle came across perhaps the most interesting Tinder account on the entire app. In a sea of dudes posting shirtless mirror selfies, this guy was different. This guy stood out. This guy was… Jesus?
Just take a look at his profile and read the bio, and you’d be hard pressed to swipe left. I mean, turning down your lord and savior has got to be a sin, right? This girl swiped right and got herself a match.
Tinder is something else my dude pic.twitter.com/bv86lbF0PJ— ♡ JUJU ♡ (@QueenIdle) March 4, 2017
She wasn’t the only one who had interactions with this dude. A bunch of other people started coming out with similar experiences. The lord indeed works in mysterious ways.
same lmaoooo pic.twitter.com/qLRKFrk2Zq— Grumpy Bug (@coldestsolstice) March 5, 2017
jesus been around pic.twitter.com/uyhYjvOYr3— ♓️ (@carpoolhoe) March 5, 2017