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Translating Spring Break Texts to Your Parents

Oh spring break, you temptress. How dare you make us do so many things we can’t tell our parents about. Well we can tell them some things, just not exactly “the truth.” If we end up in the hospital we can’t exactly tell dad we are in the hospital now can we?

Rob is a writer and comedian based in Louisville, KY. Follow @robfee on Twitter.

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