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TWIS: An Orgasm a Day Keeps the Doctor Away

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Meet Vicki Baybeee

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Have you met Vicki Baybeee? If you had, you’d likely remember—the model and self-professed foodie is unforgettably beautiful. But we’ll also warn you, she’s mesmerizing: a man could get lost in her eyes. And her curves are equally captivating. If you find Vicki lingering in your imagination, go check her site here. It’s def worth a click.

Sex and Politics

Texas, Dildos, and Masturbatin’ Ted Cruz…Plus, Why A Good Wank Prevents Prostate Cancer

This first story is kinda crazy. It has everything. For starters, it concerns the man often mistaken for a melted Ronald Reagan candle—you know him as presidential hopeful Ted Cruz. Throw in some illegal dildos, secret Texas sex toy parties, and undercover cops. Yeah, it’s a great story alright.

Back in 2003, down in the Lone Star state, women were gathering in private homes in groups that could easily have been mistaken for a book club. Only they weren’t analyzing 50 Shades of Grey or even Jane Eyre, they were testing dildos and trying out vibrators. You see, the women were selling them to each other. They met in secret because it was illegal to sell a sex toy in Texas. Unless it was a novelty item. Whatever that means. No, officer that’s not a vibrator…that’s my novelty vulva massager. Can I go now?

One night, two undercover cops, posing as a couple, attended a sex toy party. The host sold them a vibrator. When she explained how to use it as a sex toy—boom! She broke the law, and they arrested her. This is where walking cold shower Ted Cruz enters the picture.

In 2007, Cruz was tasked with defending the Texas law that criminalized “dildos, artificial vaginas and other obscene devices,” as he described them in his filing with the 5th Circuit Court of Appeals. Just wait, it gets better. Ted Cruz stood before a federal court and legally claimed that dildos lead to prostitution. Which proved he knows absolutely nothing about sex work and seemingly even less about sex. For the virginal cherry he plopped atop his legal sundae of sin aversion, Ted Cruz, AKA the man no woman ever wants to wake up next to, argued that no Texan had the legal right to masturbate. (Unless, you know, it’s a wife giving her hubby a handjob.) Here it is in legalese:

“There is no substantive-due-process right to stimulate one’s genitals for non-medical purposes unrelated to procreation or outside of an interpersonal relationship.”

When the story of Ted fighting to keep dildos out of the hands of horny adults and arguing that masturbation isn’t constitutionally protected—which he lost by the way and the Texas law was overturned—broke this week, this story caught the attention of one proud American. He wanted to do his patriotic duty and set the record straight. He used to live with Cruz in college. And the old roommate recalled that, back in the day, presidential hopeful Ted Cruz used to be a big fan of stimulating his genitals.

Guess Masturbatin’ Ted must have changed his opinion on dildos and genital stimulation after college. People change. But someone should tell Ted it’s okay to go back to his old ways and have a wank. Hell, modern science says it’s good for him. And you, too. Unlike Cruz, masturbation is a jerk that’s good for everyone.

In this week’s Hard Science, Dr. Justin Lehmiller explained how a habit of regular masturbation may help you prevent prostate cancer. In a longitudinal study, aligned with prior study results, men who experienced frequent orgasms had a greatly reduced cancer risk. Think of it like: an orgasm a day keeps the doctor away.

Social Media

Twitch Star Dinglederper

Let’s rinse any lingering Ted Cruz thoughts from your mind with this gallery of Twitch star Dinglederper. She posed for a photo shoot on a beach in Malibu and the view was spectacular.

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Feel like you want to hang out on the beach for a bit? Then check this vid from Dinglederper’s shoot. Enjoy!

Sex and Health

What If Giving Her Cunnilingus Keeps You Healthy?

You’ve heard of probiotics right? That’s the stuff they’re adding to products like yogurt because it’s apparently really good for maintaining a healthy mix of the bacteria in your gut. Well, one of the most popular probiotics is also very abundant in vaginas. If it’s good to eat probiotics in yogurt, why not eat some from between your girl’s thighs, right? Seems obvious. That’s what this Broadly article asked and answered. Hint: vaginas are magical and amazing but they’re not medicinal salt licks.

Sex and Deception

Men Fake Orgasms, Too? …Yes, Yes They Do

You ever faked one? Maybe you get to the point you know you’re never going to reach full release, or maybe you just really want to bounce, or maybe you both need to get up early the next day so you throw in the towel with some turbulent thrusts and a fake climax. Lots of us have done it. We’re not here to judge. But a new study says it’s actually fairly common for men to fake orgasms.

Playboy Muse

Kaitlin Robbins

This week, our Muse is Kaitlin Robbins, and from this gallery you’ll immediately see why. You know what they say about pictures being worth a thousand words, right? Kaitlin’s pictures are worth ten thousand. She circulates sexy like it’s a currency and she’s got an endless supply.

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Sexual Boundaries

Orgies, Cuckolds, and Sex Positivism…Oh My!

According to the New York Post, more and more married women are letting their husbands cheat. According to the Post, open marriages are so common that 50 percent of marriages can endure infidelity.

If the Post is correct and open marriages are a trend, that might help explain why orgies are also on the rise. And we don’t just mean rich people enjoying Eyes Wide Shut secret society sexfests, or swingers gathering in a rec room in Reseda for a night of swapping partners, now we have stories of single straight women attending girls-only sex parties.

As a longtime advocate of sex positivity, it’s obviously gratifying for us to see so many people eagerly enjoying all the pleasures you can find when you explore the continent of your sexuality. But, as with all things, there are consequences for one’s actions. And with sex we all know one of the major consequences. Babies. Over on Reddit, a married polyamorist couple that’s down for cuckold sex asked redditors for advice on how to tell their teenage children that they all have different daddies. …Record scratch! Um, what the f…future are those kids gonna have? As you might imagine, redditors offered plenty of free advice.

WTF?!

Blinded By Passion

We began with Ted Cruz and we’re gonna go out with Ted Cruz. Why would we do that to you? Because his name is now synonymous with dildos. And masturbation. Also with people being stupid about sex. Like this couple, who were so deep into their makeout session they failed to notice the bar they were drinking in was getting robbed. Pretty safe to say Ted Cruz has never known a moment of passion like that.


Whoa! Well, hey there, Rosanna. Did you guys catch her ‘90s nostalgia vid? You should.

Alright, let’s fix your mind for the sexiness to come this weekend. Earlier this week major league baseball returned to ball fields around the country. To mark that happy occasion, we curated this gallery of girls who make ball caps look sexy af. (Although, yes, most of the hats are trucker snapbacks. But, really, who’s looking at the hats?) Enjoy!


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