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We Haven’t Cured Cancer, but at Least We Have Underwear That Prevents Camel Toe

We Haven’t Cured Cancer, but at Least We Have Underwear That Prevents Camel Toe: Via SeamlessThread.com.

Via SeamlessThread.com.

War, poverty, disease: there is no shortage of monumental problems plaguing humanity. But at least we’ve managed to solve one of the (relatively) smaller ones: camel toe.

Meet Maggie Han, founder of Camel No. She’s created a new line of female undergarments that promise to make labia wedgies a thing of the past.

Labia wedgies? I guess this article won’t be winning any Pulitzers.

“I always was conscious of my own camel toe,” Han told Mashable. “I’m 5’11. If I have camel toe and I walk into a conference room it’s at everyone’s eye level.”

A lesser man would have made a “pink eye” joke. But I’m taking the high road.

Move over, Jonas Salk. Maggie Han is eradicating camel toe! (Via Facebook).

Move over, Jonas Salk. Maggie Han is eradicating camel toe! (Via Facebook).

But now, Han can rest easy thanks to a patent pending design that utilizes a flexible silicone liner.

“I used medical grade silicone — the same used for breast enhancements,” Han said. “When you sweat it won’t create a smell.”

Still taking the high road.

Despite Han’s own issues with camel toe, she was actually inspired to create No Camel while watching her godmother give a speech.

“I didn’t hear what she said,” said Han. “I was staring at her camel toe in these beautiful white capris.”

You know what. I quit.

(Source: Maashable, H/T: Brobible)


Jason Mathews is Internetting way too hard. Follow him at @jasonmathews316.

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