Oh, sure…we could write a tribute to this 1989 film, which unleashed Jean-Claude Van Damme — the high-kicking, deep-splitting Muscles From Brussels — upon the world. Commemorating the emergence of a major movie star is worth a thousand words, at least.
Or, we could just do this.
Easily worth a thousand words.
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