Veronika Black is every dude’s fantasy: a jaw-dropping curve-by-curve blend of Angelina Jolie with more than a splash of Jessica Rabbit. The 27-year-old Canadian knockout celebrates a life of snug dresses and tighter bikinis out in the paradise cityscape of Dubai. But the local men aren’t as all over her as you think—though they damn well should be.
“I think I scare men off. Men seem to be intimidated by the way I look,” says the bombshell, who boasts full lips, 32J breasts, and confidence that’ll make your legs rattle.
But this is insane. Someone should be treating her to exquisite dinners with fine wine, taking her out on their boat, like, all the time. Look at her again. Just fly to Dubai already! Damn. Here’s further proof she’s who we’ve all dreamed of.