Pretty much everyone you know is obsessed with The Walking Dead. You think you love all these zombie surviving characters, but what if they were all your Facebook friends? Would you still enjoy them as much when they were posting their Woman Crush Wednesdays (#wcw) and constant status updates? Here’s what it would probably look like if Facebook survived the apocalypse.

SPOILERS AHEAD!!!

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