Last night, Gawker posted this Youtube clip depicting what the site suggested was “evil bunnies” attacking a tourist.

As respectful as I am of the legacy of belligerent bunny rabbits, I would offer a different, equally plausible scenario. Is it not possible that the man in the video getting buried beneath all that cute is not a tourist at all, but, in fact, a devoted Trekkie staging a sort of reenactment?