Listen, I know that it’s not exactly kind to giggle at a 56something-year-old woman falling down a flight of stairs, likely cursing with a fake British accent the whole way down, but some days you just can’t help yourself. Witness the tragedy that took place at the 2015 BRIT Awards.

Apparently, one of her dancers’ giant Tim Curry horns snagged her cape, which then reintroduced her to the effects of gravity. Madonna clearly forgot the golden rule: No capes.


Marc Bernardin is the Deputy Editor of Playboy.com. He would like to apologize to the entire behorned community to any perceived slights.