Romance novels aren’t known as being the highest or most intellectual form of literature. They’re just supposed to get female readers to fantasize about the male protagonists. However, it gets boring if every man is just a buff, sweaty beefcake. So sometimes authors mix it up a little. This might be a just a little too…offbeat for most people’s tastes.

His human arms are very disturbing. It’s like if David Lynch wrote an erotic novel.

Actually, that would probably be the greatest thing ever.