If you’ve ever shopped for an apartment online you know very well that not everything isn’t quite as glamorous as the ad would have you believe. I don’t know what award winning photographer they hired to capture that breath taking shot of the apartment complex, but he was worth every penny for making that slum look like a prestigious palace. Here’s a look at what apartment ads say compared to what they actually mean.

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