The friend zone is nowhere wants to be but somewhere lots of guys end up. It’s like that party in high school you always found yourself at - you know the one with a bunch of older guys and the guy to girl ratio is 10:1. Coincidentally, high school parties are also the first time many of experience our first journey to the dreaded friend zone.

This is what that journey would look like if we had Google Maps back then.

Chris is a writer based in Tucson, Arizona. Follow @CEHudspeth on Twitter.