Sure we technically had the Internet in the 90s, but when your 28.8bps connection relied solely on your mom remembering not to pick up the cordless phone, it’s not much of an online experience. But what would big pop culture and news stories of the 90s look like if they were written in the clickbait style that floods today’s Internet? Let’s just say there’d be a lot more gifs in your news.

Rob is a writer and comedian based in Louisville, KY. Follow @robfee on Twitter.