Have you ever wondered if you say anything in your sleep? And if it’s incriminating, or if it even makes any sense? Well, probably a good way to find out is to marry a dilligent, text-savvy insomniac. One man took to imgur to show what the union of an inomniac and a sleep-talker produces: hilarious text messages, shown below.

His wife is a teacher.

Sometimes, he does accents:
FYI: He is not Belgian.

H/t Metro