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Man Accuses His Wife of F*cking Wit the Wu-Tang Clan (Literally)

Man Accuses His Wife of F*cking Wit the Wu-Tang Clan (Literally): Wu Tang Clan ain't nuthing ta f#ck wit... especially if you're married.

Wu Tang Clan ain't nuthing ta f#ck wit... especially if you're married.

By now, everyone should know that the Wu-Tang Clan ain’t nuthing ta fuck wit. But if this jilted husband is to be believed, his wife never got the memo.

On a recent episode of Divorce Court, the husband in question accused his spouse of sleeping with the entire Wu-Tang clan. Or as he so eloquently puts it, “She gave Wu some tang.”

While his wife admits to knowing the Wu-Tang Clan, and spending a night on their tour bus, she insists that she did not cheat on her husband because she is not a “buss down girl.” Then again, just using the term “buss down girl” increases your odds of being a “buss down girl” by 35 percent, but I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt.

“Let me just put on record that The Wu-Tang is nothing but gentlemen,” she told the court. “They treated me highly respectful.”

Is providing a moist towelette a sign of respect?

So, if she wasn’t cheating, what was she doing all night on the Wu-Tang bus? Talking politics, of course!

Basically what happened is I met Wu-Tang , I got on their tour bus, I went back to the hotel and I was just hanging out ALL NIGHT. And it was amazing, I mean, we were not doing anything but talking, politicking, we were talking about politics.

The only way this story could improve is if she claimed GZA is a huge Rand Paul supporter. Wu-Tang (and liberty) Forever.

UPDATE: Method Man backs the wife’s claim that she’s no “buss down girl.” This story just gets interestinger and interestinger.

(H/T: Gawker )

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