A woman in Cirencester, England, is in some trouble after getting into a fender-bender in traffic. She was just sitting there, minding her own business, when all of a sudden, her foot hit the gas and she smashed right into the truck sitting in front of her. Oh, and I forgot to mention that she was totally diddling her skittle.

The woman, who has not been identified but was estimated to be in her mid-30’s, was testing out her Rampant Rabbit vibrator while sitting in traffic. Apparently, she just couldn’t wait to get home to try out her new toy. I’ve heard of being bored in traffic, but I’ll usually just call a buddy or check Instagram. I’ve never thought to masturbate. That just hasn’t crossed my mind. Hey, more power to her!

The best part of the story? She crashed right into a fish truck! Oh, the irony! That’s just too good.


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