Putting myself in a woman’s shoes (figuratively, unless it’s Friday night and I’m feeling saucy), I can see why these certain male actions, put forth by the female users of Reddit, would be hard to understand. Most of them seem to make no sense or serve any purpose other than to confuse you or piss you off. However, as a man, I have a legitimate answer to why every single one of these actions occur (especially the conditioner one).

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