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The 16 Worst Ways to Respond to ‘I Love You’

The 16 Worst Ways to Respond to ‘I Love You’: Photo credit: Etsy

Photo credit: Etsy

We’ve all been there. You’ve finally worked up the courage to let the person of your dreams know how you really feel. Your pride goes out the window and you manage to let the words slip past your lips. “I love you.” Now you pray. With any luck, what happens next is not one of the following scenarios put forth by Reddit users.

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flyingasparagus

2. “No you don’t. You love the idea of it. You love the idea of being in love, but you’re not. You’re too self centered and dumb to love anyone. You think infatuation is love, but it’s not. You’re just too stupid to know any better.”
dummystupid

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LordOfTheInternets

4. “We need to talk.”
snordmey

5. “You don’t know what love is, Forrest.”
ActionHank_

6. “That’s adorable”
TLee21

7. “I know.”
j_AhkkLey

8. “I fucked Ted.”
flipdynamicz

9. “Thank you” is the most heartbreaking and the most effective. There’s no mistaking that the other person heard it, acknowledged it, and very deliberately did not return it in kind.
StickleyMan

10. “What if I told you love is a construct created by our genetics in order to pass on our DNA in a guaranteed way–serving the purpose of baby making only? And if you don’t buy that, be better looking please.”
SuperKlydeFrog

11. “Go to hell grandma.”
elvis_jagger

12. “Aww, me too. You’re such a great FRIEND.”
Sabrevicious

13. "I love you.”
“I’m married.”
“I’m your wife.”
“I know.”
antoinebugleboy

14. “Then you’ll really love this once in a lifetime business opportunity!”
Kooglemoore

15. “Wait, are you pregnant?”
regular_gonzalez

16. “I love you too, [insert name of your most recent ex]”
8-bit-girl

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