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Rub a dub dub, make toast in the tub.
The cost of needles ain’t fair, so go ahead and share.
If your sex life needs spice, rub jalapeño on her slice.
Bleach is a cleaner, of that there’s no doubt. Ammonia is too, it’s sure got some clout. So if one cleaner’s good, wouldn’t two be better? You betcha they would, so go mix them together!
If a stranger says get in the van, just assume he’s the candyman.
Why don’t you try it before you knock it, Stick your dick in an electric socket.
If you get pulled over for a moving violation, exit the vehicle, without hesitation. Start running away at your quickest pace, and take the cops on a foot chase. Then turn around with your hands up high, Yell out “Psych!” and listen for their reply. They will stop and burst into laughter and you will be let go soon after.
If she’s on top, a baby won’t drop.
Lose some weight: amputate.
If you want to display internet brawn, make sure that your caps lock is on.
Drop out of school, and start using meth, then buy some Altoids, to get minty fresh breath!
Got heavy things? It’s your time to shine. Straighten those legs and lift with the spine.
If your manhood seems little, slice it right down the middle. Carry out this simple plan, and soon you will be twice the man!
The only way to get true knowledge is to spend 200k on liberal arts college.