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13 Worst Song Lyrics in the History of Music

13 Worst Song Lyrics in the History of Music: Photo credit: TheNoseBleeds

Photo credit: TheNoseBleeds

Songwriting is an art form long admired. Great lyrics have the ability to impact your ways of thinking, sum up your feelings on a matter, or make you cry. These are not those kinds of lyrics. Here are some of the worst song lyrics according to users over at Reddit. (Note: The whole list could have been made up of 2 Chainz lyrics, but we felt a little variety would be better.)

1. No surprise who’s at No. 1

“Swag, swag, swag on you. Chillin’ by the fire while we eatin’ fondue”
– Boyfriend by Justin Bieber

2. Someone needs a spelling lesson…

“T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you tasty”
– Will.I.Am. on Fergalicious by Fergie

3. Certainly not the most creative nickname

“She got a big booty so I call her Big Booty.”
– Birthday Song by 2 Chainz

4. You know song lyrics don’t have to rhyme?

“I like the color purple, macaroni and cheese. Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees.”
– Summer Girls by LFO.

5. Not the best explanation in the world

“I’m hot cuz I’m fly and you ain’t cuz you not.”
– This Is Why I’m Hot by Mims

6. Wait until you see the repair bill

“I crashed my car into a bridge. I don’t care! I love it!”
– I Love It by Icona Pop

7. Can song lyrics be used in court?

“Put Molly all in her champagne, she ain’t even know it.
I took her home and I enjoyed that, she ain’t even know it.”
Rick Ross just implied he raped someone on Rocko’s U.O.E.N.O.

8. Give him a break, he’s Irish

“Uno, Dos, Tres, Catorce!!”
– Bono on U2’s Vertigo
One, two, three, FOURTEEN!!!!

9. Yeah, not sure what to say about this one

“I seen a lot of things in this old world.”
– Signed, Sealed, Delivered by Stevie Wonder

10. No shit

“Only time will tell if we stand the test of time.”
– Why Can’t This Be Love by Van Halen

11. Still better than her dad’s most recent movies

“I whip my hair back and forth.”
– Whip My Hair by Willow Smith

12. In case you needed the definition

“She’s indecisive, she can’t decide.”
– Eenie Meenie by Sean Kingston.

13. Have you heard?

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– Surfin’ Bird by The Trashmen

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