What do you get that special someone in your life that has everything but sense? Well, I’ve got good news for you if you’re in that predicament and have an extra $127 grand laying around—the world’s most expensive cocktail jigger is now for sale!

Crafted by DeMer Jewelry and currently available on Etsy (apparently, no longer just the home of artisanal potholders), this jigger is made of 1.29 lbs. of yellow gold and adorned with eight carats of diamonds. The design is “a three-dimensional interpretation of classic gun engravings found on some of the most exceptional Colt™ peacemakers,” according to the product page.

But do you really need a jigger for the price of a four-bedroom house in Columbus, OH? Let’s see if the good people at DeMer have to say about that. “Does 80 year old Cognac taste better out of a gold and diamond jigger? Perhaps. One thing is for sure though: there is no experience and no prestige quite like it.” I’m convinced.

Oh, and according to the site, the jigger is not dishwasher safe. So tell your butler to stop being so lazy and wash it by hand already.

(h/t @Carolineoncrack)

Jeremy Repanich is a Senior Editor at Playboy. Follow him on Twitter @racefortheprize.