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Here Are the Funniest and Weirdest AVN Awards Categories and Nominees

Here Are the Funniest and Weirdest AVN Awards Categories and Nominees: AVN.com

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The night of fun and fornication, the self-proclaimed “sexiest night of the year,” will soon be among us.

I’m talking about the Adult Video News Awards, taking place January 24 at the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas.

Every year, the AVN nominates and bestows an almost unfathomable number of awards upon the best and brightest in the adult entertainment industry. It’s kind of a big fucking deal.

Check out this list of nominees. It’s extensive. To the point that it’s kind of comforting to know that someone else out there is watching, analyzing and critiquing more porn than you are. (Or is that just me?)

If you don’t feel like wading through all the semi-normal categories, we’ve taken the liberty of listing some of the funnier and weirder ones here:

Clever Title of the Year

1 in the Slit 1 in the Shit, TugZone/Black Market
12 Inches a Slave, Hot Mess/Evil
Dawn of the Planet of the Gapes, Hot Mess/Exile
DNA: Daughters Need Anal, Desperate Pleasures/Pure Play
Fishing for Pussy, Nacho Vidal/Evil Angel
I’m Not 50, I’m 5 Perfect 10’s, ATK/Kick Ass
The Little Spermaid, DreamZone/Vantage
My Black Stepdaddy Disciplined Me Now My Pussy Is Sore!, Lethal Hardcore/Pulse
Pregnant and Pounded, Desperate Pleasures/Pure Play
Romancing Her Rectum, Illicit Behavior/Black Market
Sexy, Horny and Homeless, Private/Pure Play
She Divorced Me So I Fucked Her Hot Slutty Attorney, Lethal Hardcore/Pulse
Trans Formers, Bizarre Video
Two Chicks at the Same Time, Man!, BurningAngel/Mile High
You Twerk It I’ll Jerk It, Devil’s Film

Best Comedy

Bikini Babes Are Shark Bait, BurningAngel/Mile High
The Landlord, Zero Tolerance Entertainment
The Long Hard Ride, Adam & Eve Pictures
The Masterpiece, Wicked Pictures
Mysterious Ways, Girlfriends Films
Odd Jobs, Wicked Pictures
Owner Gets Clipped, Smash Pictures
Porno Pirates of the Pacific, Hustler/Girlfriends
The Pornographer, Wicked Pictures
Proud Parents, Girlfriends Films
The Real Thing, Wicked Pictures
Southern Hospitality, Girlfriends Films
Squatter, Vivid Entertainment Group
Switch, Wicked Pictures
Vampire Cheerleaders, BurningAngel/Mile High

Best Parody

24 XXX: An Axel Braun Parody, Wicked Pictures
9 ½ Weeks: An Erotic XXX Parody, Adam & Eve Pictures
American Hustle XXX Porn Parody, Smash Pictures
Austin Powers XXX: A Porn Parody, Vivid Entertainment Group
Barbarella: A Kinky Parody, Kink.com/Jules Jordan
Cape Fear XXX, DreamZone/Vantage Cinderella XXX: An Axel Braun Parody, Wicked Fairy Tales
The Doctor Whore Porn Parody, Wood Rocket/Digital Sin
E.T. XXX: A DreamZone Parody, DreamZone/Vantage
Game of Bones: Winter Is Cumming, Wood Rocket/Zero Tolerance
Not Jersey Boys XXX: A Porn Musical, X-Play
Snow White XXX: An Axel Braun Parody, Wicked Fairy Tales
Spider-Man XXX 2: An Axel Braun Parody, VividXXXSuperheroes
This Ain’t Boardwalk Empire XXX, Hustler/Girlfriends
The Whore of Wall Street, Brazzers

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