Feel free to correct me if I’m wrong, but I don’t remember Zooey Deschanel having…um, those. How could this be? What happened? What did I miss? There needs to be an explanation. This could be one of four things. Option number one is that Zooey recently got a boob job, and an incredible one may I add. Option number two is that someone over at Cosmo works wonders on the ol’ Photoshop machine. Option number three is that this is just a case of right outfits, right lighting, and right timing. Finally, option number four is that Zooey Deschanel has had those marvellous chestsicles all along and I’ve been completely oblivious this whole time.
Either way, Zoey Deschanel is flaunting her stuff in the latest issue of Cosmo. The star of Fox’s hit show The New Girl can be seen bearing more skin that usual, as she typically keeps it pretty conservative. I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’m digging the new Zooey D. I may even start watching her show some day, I’ve heard it’s good.