By Michael Kaplan
Minutes after his arrival at Playboy's Manhattan photo studio, Artie Lange is asked to scrutinize a table full of frilly and revealing lingerie. Best known as Howard Stern's sidekick, Lange has also appeared in movies such as Dirty Work and The Bachelor, he's starred alongside Norm Macdonald on The Norm Show and he's a frequent headliner at comedy clubs. Today, however, he will be a Playboy photographer, which brings us back to the table of sexy skivvies. Asked which one he likes best, Artie shrugs. Asked, at least, for his favorite color, Artie smiles wickedly and says, "flesh."
When the gorgeous Miss November 2001 Lindsey Vuolo materializes, we find ourselves siding with Artie: to hell with the undies. Sweet and curvy, with curly brown hair and big, natural breasts, she ranks as the magazine's most famous Jewish Playmate. "I think you ought to pose with a belt of bacon," Artie cracks. "I want you to be naughty."
In no time at all, Lindsey is naked, sprawled across a velvet-upholstered, maroon-colored chair, assuming the kinds of poses that would surely make her rabbi horny. "Legs is the word of the day," Artie suggests. "Spread the word." When she complies, Artie lets out a loud whoop, reels off a bunch of good shots, and jokingly declares, "We need to take a break. I think I just shit my pants!"
