After reading about his X-rated Amsterdam exploits with an Asian prostitute in his uncensored book Dad, Dames, Demons, and a Dwarf, we had a good idea that Vietnamese-American Cyber Girl Nancie Tyler Le would get Mancow's bovine growth hormone churning. "Maybe I ought to take the jacket off," he said before straddling an office chair and instructing us to turn on the wind machine. "Nancie is breathtaking. I had to sit down because my hands were shaking, my knees were knocking and I got wood, which is embarrassing because there's a bunch of guys in here, too. I didn't get full wood, just a sapling, but this is a beautiful woman."
Focusing on the matter at hand, Mancow coached Nancie like a seasoned pro. "Why don't you ride the pillow like you're riding a horsey?" he teased. "That's an award-winner right there! You're happy.... Look sexy.... Look mad. Someone just stole your fudge. Dad just grounded you."
After shooting a dozen rolls of film, a spent Mancow cited his Playboy.com photo shoot as a high point of his life. "I've always said that if I could go back in time I'd like to go back to the time of Jesus for the Last Supper, go back to the Whiskey-A-Go-Go when The Doors were really hitting, and I'd like to go back and hang out with Hef in Chicago when Sinatra was dropping by and Barbie Benton was jumping in the pool. This was an unbelievable fantasy. I've been to the Grotto, I got to stay at Hef's place, but this is unbelievable."
As Nancie put on her robe to hit the showers, Mancow bid her farewell. "I'm going to have you cloned. One day, I'll have 100 of you."
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