Early in his Oscar-nominated travelogue Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, enthusiastic Eastern European journalist Borat Sagdiyev gets his first look at golden-haired, buoy-breasted American goddess Pamela Anderson. In that instant, he alters his itinerary to travel from New York to Los Angeles and, hopefully, capture the heart (and body) of his fantasy woman. And why not travel cross-country for the Baywatch beauty? Sculpted with gravity-defying curves, this blonde icon is larger than life. Gaze upon her photos and embrace her. She is a dream walking. And sitting. And laying down. She has become an object of worship, even idolatry. Pam's image is universally worshippable. But who needs a golden calf? She has golden calves, golden thighs, golden everything. Playboy shares Borat's infatuation -- though not his seduction methods -- and has placed Pamela, Canada's greatest export, on our cover a record 12 times. Look through this heartbreaker's dozen and tell us which is your favorite.