Annalee Fery

“Just walking around, being me is uncool. I've never really felt cool, anyways, so I guess you just kind of roll with it.”

Playboy.com: But now you're going to be a huge rock band, so you'll have to be cool....

Fery: No. Hell, no! It's too silly. It's boring, too, to be cool, don't you think?

Playboy.com: So while you're waiting for the band to blow up, how are you making ends meet?

Fery: I do hair and makeup for photo shoots and commercials. I did some Geico commercials.

Playboy.com: You made up the Geico lizard? Does that take a lot of work?

Fery: [Laughs] Not really. I just patted him down with some face powder.

Playboy.com: What's your professional opinion -- will perms come back?

Fery: Oh, yeah! Curly hair is really cute. Go get a perm. Get a wave. Or those really, really small ringlets.

Playboy.com: We read you recently held a benefit to raise money for the band's dog, Bear, for cancer. How's he doing?

Fery: He had an operation on his weenie.

Playboy.com: On his what?

Fery: On his poor little weiner. It really broke my heart. I felt so bad for him. The operation went really well, but when they tested it, it is cancer. So we're just dealing with that.

Playboy.com: He probably won't be getting any action for a while, while he recovers....

Fery: He does hump a lot of dogs at the dog park. I mean, before the operation. I don't know if he'll still be a humper after.

photo: Geoff Moore