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04.27.07 4:59 AM CDT • Politics • Matt DeMazza

SATAN.gifThere are many facets to this whole immigration story, to be sure. But Don Larsen, a Utah County Republican delegate, has the answer to who's behind it all.

The Salt Lake Tribune has Larsen's perfectly sage explanation:

District 65 Chairman Don Larsen submitted a resolution to be discussed at Saturday's Utah County Republican Convention that opposes the devil's plan to destroy the country by stealth invasion of illegal immigrants.

In order for Satan to establish his 'New World Order' and destroy the freedom of all people as predicted in the Scriptures, he must first destroy the U.S.," Larsen's resolution states. "The mostly quiet and unspectacular invasion of illegal immigrants does not focus the attention of the nations the way open warfare does, but is all the more insidious for its stealth and innocuousness."

Larsen's resolution calls for the closing of national borders to illegal immigrants so as to "prevent the destruction of the U.S. by stealth invasion."



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Larsen. What is that? Danish...for "ass?"



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