05.09.07 5:00 AM CDT
• After After Hours
• Rocky Rakovic
During a recent military meeting in Seoul, North Korean Lieutenant-General Kim Yong-chol retold this classic:Bush goes out jogging one morning and, preoccupied with international affairs, fails to notice that a car is heading straight at him. A group of schoolchildren pull the president away just in time, saving his life, and a grateful Bush offers them anything they want in the world as a reward.
"We want a place reserved for us at Arlington Memorial Cemetery," say the children.
"Why is that?" he asks.
"Because our parents will kill us if they find out what we've done."
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