06.05.07 5:00 AM CDT
• Sports
• Matt DeMazza
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THE PRINCE
I.
Last night I was watching TV.
I was watching Arsenio Hall.
And he had Prince on.
I wanna—
What a character he is!
Holy cow!
II.
Entertainer.
Singer.
And he can dance.
He’s a little bitty guy.
He had a weird beard.
I tell ya it was—
III.
It was a real beard.
I mean,
You know how they do it now.
Some of them.
It doesn’t come all the way
Up to the sideburns
It starts,
Then it goes.
You gotta see it to believe it.
September 10, 1991
New York at Baltimore, second inning
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