06.14.07 5:00 AM CDT
• The Rocky Road
• Rocky Rakovic
A box of Trojan vibrating (cock) rings and condoms found its way to my desk a few weeks ago. Always one to try to bring pleasure to other people’s lives I handed them out with the hopes that they would report back to me on their experiences. Here are some of the reactions:“I couldn’t figure out how to put it on.”
“When I first touched her with it she simply said, ‘It feels like my vibrator when they batteries are about to die.’ But we still used it.”
“She liked the vibration but—because sex involves thrusting being buzzed on and off every other second—it ruined her concentration and she eventually found it annoying.” [Editor’s note: Gotta use the “rock-back-and-forth” method.]
“It worked best when I took it off and held it against her clitoris during sex.”
(With a big smirk) “It felt great for both of us—especially her.”
“She said that she didn’t want the thing anywhere near her so I wore it around my fingers and used it as handshake buzzer all day.”
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Through expermintation we found out that Soni-Care is not just for clean teeth anymore. We used the flat side of the brush head against her clit and with in a min or two she actually was squirting, (this was a first , but not the last) it seems everytime we use the sonicare in combo with something inserted in the vagina be it fingers or a dildo she squirts like crazy, and says her orgasms are so intense that she feels weak afterward.
We did find out that with out anything insertrd the squirting does fall off a bit but she enjoys it,,, I enjoy seeing her happy and believe me she takes care of me too...I tried to let Soni-care in on this figuring there sales would almose certainly skyrocket because the toothbrush is less expensive then a Blue Dolphin and twice as effective !!!! GMann, Ormond Beach, Fl
It's a great product! Nobody at work knows that I'm wearing it and it's so quiet that you can't hear it during my boss's dramatic pauses. I rate it an A+ !
I'll get back to you with a full report in about a week, promise :)
-Super Amanda