08.15.07 5:00 AM CDT
• After After Hours
• Gilbert Macias
Guys, put aside your rulers and quit guessing about how well-endowed you are and prove it by using the all new phallumeasure (aka The Final Say). Check out SizeofaMan.com for how to purchase this device that will accurately measure the size of your “unit.” For a good laugh, check out the site’s “Cheater’s Never Prosper” section and find out the many ways a guy might exaggerate and cheat about how big he really is.
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Oh please! Take it from Super Duper Sex bomb Buxom Siren Amanda: They're ALL rattlesnakes!
Clarification: when I was in my late teens and dating a much older man I expressed the usual late teenaged angst about "were my boobs big enough", "was I pretty enough" etc
Rather than berate me for being insecure my sweetie told me a story about a real old school old timer he used to drink with at El Cerrito California's famed dive the "Hotsy Totsy" Club. When called on to debate and rate the varying beauty of the women present in the watering hole that day he paused, looked around, smiled and exclaimed:
"They're ALL foxes little brother!"
So in keeping with that man's magnanimous spirit I would say the same thing about the perceived size of a man's umm uh, manhood, it just does not matter and as a self-proclaimed monogamous sex queen I think I speak with both experience and nuanced reverence.
The thought of one of those beautiful appendages being tortured into a metal container just brings tears to my eyes, they are as individual and as worthy of love as hopefully the owner is himself.
I say this gadget is strictly for all Gay male drunken parties in the appropriately named Castro section of Friscowhen the all the Mamie VanDoren and "Bewitched" dvds have been watched or for an Abercrombie and Fitch alumni bash.
Hope that clears things up ;)
Super Amanda