10.31.07 5:00 AM CDT
• After After Hours
• David Pfister

A headline in today’s New York Times reads: "Low Buzz May Give Mice Better Bones and Less Fat." Why would this concern the Playboy editor and reader? We can always use more good news about the health benefits of drinking. Hang on…. Wait. Sorry. It’s referring to a literal buzz, as in a humming vibration. So more good news about vibrating beds! Pass the bottle and fire up them Magic Fingers, baby.

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