Our inquiring intern Nicole DeLuca has questions. If you ever meet her, be prepared to respond:
Time to consider your relationship etiquette. I created a survey that may provide some insight as to how men treat their women these days. Sometimes I feel men may not realize how they act towards people in. Take this little quiz, if only for amusement purposes, and see where you rate. I’d be curious to know.
1) When you and your girlfriend fight, what is your most common response?
a) I’m sorry.
b) Yes, dear.
c) Is that so?
d) End of discussion.
e) Take a Xanax!
2) After sex, what is your usual routine?
a) Cuddle in bed with my woman.
b) Zone out and fondle myself.
c) Surprise her with hot wax that you really don’t know how to use, resulting in 2nd degree burns.
d) Get up and do my own thing.
e) Email the Playboy Advisor about this weird itch you have.
3) How do you treat your woman around your friends?
a) The exact same way if we were alone.
b) I make sure everyone knows that she is mine.
c) She sits there as my buddies and I talk.
d) I make jokes and slap her ass.
e) I don’t bring her around my friends.
4) Who makes weekend plans for you and your sweetie?
a) We both do.
b) I do, but I ask her opinion.
c) She does.
d) Her mother does.
e) We don’t hang out on the weekends.
5) Your honey is stressed out and needs some TLC. What do you do?
a) Give her a nice massage and get her favorite snack.
b) Lay in bed with her while watching TV.
c) Leave her alone and call up my buddies.
d) Ask if she wants to have sex. You don’t mind if she just lies there.
e) I tell her to take her meds.
Results:
Mostly A and B: Can I have your number?
Mostly B and C: You may be a little evasive.
Mostly D and E: Are you trying to be single?
Cartoon courtesy of Everyday People Cartoons.
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hahahaha. loved this.